Anal on the first date, FFS.
"i've never done this before!"
yaaaaaaa aight.
No spit, no lube, it just went straight in.
Never done it before? Fuck off.
In other news my thing is going much better now. Thanks all, it was and still is massively appreciated.
Maybe she saw Igors dick and just saw her chance to give it a go, you know?
Never went the back way myself. Is the sensation that much better or is it more of a conquest type of thing?
Igor lacks a bit of girth?
Confused men.
Make sure you see all her pussy papers. Girls who take it in the ass are a different breed altogether. Make sure everything is certified.
Yeah, after the few aborted drunken attempts at doing anal with exes with no preparation, I was quite surprised at how easy it went in. Very briefly thought "shit, maybe I was just really battered and I just came in her fanny bareback, and "i've never done anal before" had just been "I've never done this before", and she was referring to shagging on the first date", but then realised that was ridiculous beer fear hangover paranoia. Especially as afterwards we did the more conventional and she insisted on a condom for that part.
So yeah no baby Igors but I should probably get myself tested. Idiot.
You're an animal yourself for even doing anal on the first date. For me, that is equal to fucking a chick on her cycle.
Savage mode [ON] OFF
Do you use condoms for anal?
You should.
This is mental.
This place needs an AIDS registry.
Raw dogging the shit canal. Fair play.
... Jesus, don't take that at face value.
Don't worry, Mahow works in a sex clinic.
Bruh we need to keep our people safe.
@SincereTheRebel
Our people?
Racism has no place on TTH.
Calm. I thought I needed to add you with myself and AE when I look in the mirror.
The Gremlin and I have parted ways. I appreciated her drive to seduce me. I nearly fell deep into her web of love but in the end. My life is all about me so we decided, its best to leave.
I'm officially off the market lads.
nice one sir.
She's fit
LOL after the FACEBOOK thing today my ex-father in law asked me how THE ROMANCE was going. It was literally the most awkward thing in my entire life. Even more awkward than Waff offering my dad patsy.
Give us more details.
About the new Ms. Magic, that is.
"Not that I was stalking you or anything...we were just on Facebook and the memories thing and it just popped up or something"
"Good for you to get back on the horse...not that I'm saying she's a horse or anything...she's a bonny lass"
And just loads of awkward, horrific cliches with silences that should have been filled with true open feelings...and lot's of swearing.
They'll come for the rest of your stuff.
EDIT: Wait, silences? Did you meet for coffee or something?
She's amazing, I got over that horrific barrier where I pressed self destruct (as witnessed by you all, which had repercussions far beyond my relationship with her) and I managed to save everything. I am so proud of myself.
We talked about how we felt, she was scared I didn't feel the same way as I was holding back trying to play it cool I guess and let her take the lead. So she did, and I told her I loved her. Her eyes lit up and she said it back. The new Stormzy album was on in the background. It was perfection.
Sign a prenup this time.
Nah I was dropping Amber off and he just waffled shite for 30 minutes about a pension or something. So I listened and I said I need to go about 5 times before he came out with it. I was like LOL. Asking if I'd introduced her to Amber. I'm not an idiot (like you're daughter mate).
Sounds amazing. All the best to you two.
Thanks.
I'm super happy, but it's as a result of me being me and happy within myself (despite the hiccups). There's no way I'd have met a girl like her without really figuring my own self out first. I do feel much more in control of myself, like no obsession, no anxiety, no worry, no need to see her 24x7. It's just a pleasure when I do see her and I do miss her, but don't require her to live. It's pretty incredible.
Here's to 2020 and what it brings.