The Ultimate WWE Thread

[Browning]

That stunner.

[Lewis]

Has anybody ever not been put through their own elaborate chair/table set-up?

[Pleb]

Strowman

[Lewis]

The way he put him through that table looked a bit awkward.

[Dan]

Strowman v Reigns at Mania then. At least this way Vince can focus all his attention on wanking over that one match & leave the rest of the show alone.

Is anyone really surprised that HHH is the person who's spent the most time in the Rumble match?

[Browning]

Fucking Ambrose reading the number upside down.

[Dan]

Not sure Swann dancing down the ramp sells this rivalry very well, but at least we also get two minutes of introducing every other announce team in the building.

[Lewis]

'OH YEAH? WELL GO LONDIS THEN! I'M NOT BOTHERED!'

Heel Neville. Nah, mate.

[Dan]

Things have gone well for The New Day since they lost the tag titles, huh?

[Lewis]

Google informs me that Don Cena hasn't tapped since 2003 (to Kur Tangle).

[Lewis]

[Browning]

Credit where it's due, that was amazing.

[SvN]

Yep, best match I've seen in years. I thought I'd hate Cena winning, but I really didn't mind at all.

[SvN]

I'm so excited. I hope this doesn't disappoint. The event has been good so far.

[Lewis]

Alright, lads. There isn't going to be enough time for the Goldberg and Undertaker entrances at this rate.

[Dark Soldier]

Is Jericho a homosexual now?

[Lewis]

They really need to get Big Cass a leotard.

[Dark Soldier]

A fucking umbrella why

[Lewis]

He looks like Foe in a wig.

[Browning]

That umbrella is the MVP of the rumble so far.

[Lewis]

Absolutely no reaction of any sort for Corbin. Chump.

[Browning]

Goldberg next for sure.

Edit- Or not Stupid that none of the big 3 have come in yet and we're 19 in.

[Dark Soldier]

I don't know who most of these are. Is Bret Hart in it

[Lewis]

One will be along next to chuck a few of these plebs out.

[Browning]

This is bollocks. 22 men in and Orton, Taker, Lesnar and Goldberg all to come. Are there going to be no proper surprises?

[Lewis]

If the Kur Tangle music hits I'm going to shit myself and trash the kitchen.

[Browning]

That or it coming crashing down is the only thing that can save this.

[Lewis]

I suppose Tangle needed Rusev to be standing there like the big man, which doesn't look like happening. The spot will be the main three standing there and some wally getting number thirty.

[Dark Soldier]

All the old lazy cunts coming in last. Gonna be top level stuff.

[Browning]

Enzo. Fuck right off.

[Lewis]

They should have extended the time between entries, since everybody is taking thirty seconds to get down the ramp.

[Lewis]

Groan.

[Dark Soldier]

Haha

[Browning]

30 will be Jack Swagger, nailed on.

[Dark Soldier]

Yes mate

[SvN]

Sorry, but Roman at 30 is fucking hilarious

[Dark Soldier]

The crowd

[Browning]

Jack Swagger would have been better.

Not one surprise return, fuck off.

[Lewis]

I don't mind Randy Orton, but is WrestleMania really better for having him in the main event?

[Lewis]

All things considered, that was crapper than the one Roman Reigns won.

[Browning]

Indeed, that's the most disappointing Rumble match I can remember in a long time. Whole thing just felt so flat.

Cena Vs AJ was outstanding though so that made it worth it.

[Lewis]

It wasn't just wasting all the HYPED entrants, and the lack of surprises. What was everyone even doing for most of it? Chris Jericho will never work an easier match.

[SvN]

There was no payoff at all to Jericho hiding the entire match. I can't believe there wasn't a single surprise entry other than Dillinger. I'm not sure that even counts, given he's in NXT. When was the last time we had a Rumble without a single comeback surprise?

[7om]

'Biggest Rumble ever,' Cole kept saying. What a load of shit. No surprises and the pacing was mental. Almost no eliminations in the middle and then the whole roster gets owned by Goldberg and Lesnar in about a minute. Lol if they're going with Cena - Orton to main event Mania. Awful.

Best match of the night, before the crap ending, was KO - Reigns. Really thought they put on a good show but the Cena-esque protected loss for Reings is the exact reason why people hate him so much, but of course they never learn. Fans end up hating Reigns more and Owens looks like a chump.

Cena - Styles... fuck me. More of the same old garbage doing finisher after finisher for 10 minutes. That's just not what I enjoy watching and yet every Cena match follows the same pattern and people love it. I don't get it at all.

[Queenslander]

I'm definitely a New Japan wanker after fast forwarding through that shit house PPV.

[Waffdon]

Only seen the results, but surely not another Orton/Cena feud?

[Shindig]

John and Randy Wyatt.

[wullie]

[SvN]

I just saw that myself. Absolutely amazing. I did think Mark Henry's entrance was weird. I thought a fan had invaded the entrance ramp or something, given the sudden cut away.

[Ian]

Women - Meh

Owens - Reigns was good with some properly hard-looking spots. Owens looks weak again but we knew that was going to happen.

Cruisers - Meh

Styles - Cena was doing well early doors, then just became another moveswap building into Cena steamrollering it at the end. Good match but a bit disappointing after some of their previous efforts.

Rumble - I thought the first third or half of it was really, really good. No low points, some comedy, some good spots (that Ellsworth one was surely not meant to see him land like that?) then it spent too long with a load of guys doing nothing, then it went a bit weird when the old guys and Lesnar turned up, then Reigns turned up instead of literally any surprise entrant, then they have that fucking final three and Orton wins it? Whuh? A lot of decent work done early doors just to lose the plot as they go along. Is that one surprise entrant (Styles) in the last two years?

The Mania card isn't looking up to much so far.