He's going to be inside that fucking bear after all isn't he.
Watched the latest Table for 3. Angle really can't even talk properly in normal conversation.
They really shouldn't keep letting him do the occasional match.
Got to In Your House: Mind games the other night. Most of the PPV was poor but Mankind/HBK was brilliant. Never seen it before and I get why they felt it was their best match.
Proper precursor to Attitude era too, hardly ever see a normal match that is so brutal.
Did you spot the worked botch, 'How?
Mankind getting his neck tangled in the ropes? Throwback to how his ear got ripped off. I loved that he stuck the mandible claw in on Michaels.
Not that, there's a bit where I'm sure it's in the corner and they work a botch so that Michaels can berate him. A sort of faked variant on the bit with Vader.
All In sold out 10k seats in an hour!
AJ/Nakamura booked for MITB for another shit show.
Also, rumours are that Rousey will have a match at MITB. I'd imagine it will be against Mickie James and they'll confirm it in RAW.
She's palling round with Natalya at the moment, I reckon a tag match where Natalya SHOCKINGLY turns on her at the end.
They can't break the BEST FRIENDS thing yet.
I think they'll go Mickie James in singles, tag match against James/Bliss, Natty (she turns on her to give Rousey her first loss) and after the feud is settled she'll go after Nia.
No, Nia is confirmed.
Jesus.
So much for her not getting a title opportunity quickly.
“The Irresistible Force revealed she wants to put her title on the line against Rousey at WWE Money in the Bank, much to the surprise of The Baddest Woman on the Planet. Never one to back down from either a challenge or an opportunity, a bewildered Rousey agreed to the match.”
The background also makes no sense.
Charlotte ruptured her tit implant but kept working because she's retarded carnie folk.
She was going to do more on the European tour but Carmella kicked some teeth out of her so flew back to her home for some dental work.
That's the terrifying level of priorities I expect from WWE medical staff.
Does a woman not being written off TV for knackering a breast constitute some sort of weird, backward progress for WWE? I mean not long ago how good a pair of boobs would look strapped into some spandex was 95% of their female hiring policy.
It still is. The Iiconics (hate that spelling) had to go get implants before they were allowed on the proper shows.
Alexa Bliss had a few weeks of not wrestling for the same reason. Let's not forget The Rock having to wrestle in a t-shirt after breast reduction surgery too.
Jinder's going to wind up the same way with his 'off cycle' nips.
"It’s interesting that WWE has announced Shinsuke Nakamura vs. WWE Champion AJ Styles for this week’s SmackDown as the match was also announced for the Money In the Bank pay-per-view this week. No word yet on if Tuesday’s match will be for the title."
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Fuck off already. Whoever is booking Smackdown needs to be future endeavoured.
I've never understood why so many women in the WWE/Wrestling business get implants (other than PUPPIEEES obvs), surely it's more dangerous?
Rollins in having-the-best-match-on-RAW shocker. Not that it's a strong field.
Also lol at Reigns vs. Jinder being a feud. It's as much a waste of everybody's time as Zayn vs. Lashley in terms of inevitable outcomes.
That's Roman 'Hard done by the Company' Reigns to you.
I was half expecting him to turn up in the main event and Kurt makes it a fourway.
I am excited about the whole Lashley sisters thing next week though, that could be a cracker of a promo.
The Reigns booking is so ludicrous if he's meant to be a face it almost makes me feel like Triple H might not have just been spinning when he said faces and heels aren't so much of a thing any more. Almost.
When Graves talked about how the odds are stacked against Roman, he mentioned Wrestlemania and the Saudi Rumble, two events where he walked into main event title shots and lost them without any cheating. If this is setup for Reigns eventually being the golden boy twat it's fantastic.
I've always said if Reigns goes heel it should be as a sneering bully. If they add some one-eyed delusion in there then I'm in even more.
Lana's Russian accent is absolutely horrifying.
How have they not gotten someone to work with her on it? If they have then that person needs to be fired and they need to hire someone else.
Because they don't care and it doesn't matter.
Then why even bother with it?
Just call her the Ravishing Russian but with her normal accent. That would be much better.
The only time Vince cared about Lana was during the Rusev/Ziggler thing. Then they enraged Vince when she broke kayfabe by posting pictures on Instagram(I think of their wedding). She was then torn down in a backstage segment by The Rock.
Vince couldn't give 2 shits about her if we're honest. If you've got a woman that looks like that on the books, you'd have her on the card. They do definitely need to Kofi that accent out of her though.
I think she's phasing the accent out, it was a lot stronger when she started. If she's going back with Rusev they probably can't have her as a face with a dirty foreigner accent, plus she's on Total Divas as herself she they probably just can't be arsed.
Just finished Smackdown and that was easily the best Nakamura/Styles match thus far (it wasn't amazing or anything but it wasn't up against much).
Also, regarding The New Day:
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Cody having an NWA run is going to be special.
Kid at work went to see WWE in Liverpool last night. AJ Styles gave him his shirt. Told him if it’s a Medium to give it a wash and get it to me 😉
Another kid in work is the cousin of Trent Seven (I think) I jokingly said months ago when I found out to get me a free tshirt.
She game to me yesterday and said “Trent said to tell you it’s sorted”
Nice of 205 to get some UK guys involved.
I quite liked the look of Flash Morgan Webster. I hope he does well in the UK tournament.
I think they're trying to snap them all up to sabotage that ITV thing that nobody will end up watching anyway.
Seems that way.
WWE have already taken El Ligero away from them.
They've also announced Dave Mastiff for the UK tournament and he looks incredible:
One of his nicknames is The Bastard too so he's amazing.
El Ligero is excellent, although Martin Kirby is the one I'd like to see get a chance, one of the best wrestlers in the country.
He might have to rename some of his moves though.
They've announced 8 so far:
El Ligero
Dave Mastiff
Joe Coffey
Zack Gibson
Jack Gallagher
Amir Jordan
Kenny Williams
Joseph Conners.
Conners and Williams were on 205 and you'd have to imagine that Flash Morgan and James Drake will be added to the tournament as they also debuted on 205. So that leaves a further 6 to be added.
Kenny is the bollocks.
I'm a twit
Mastiff was on the World of Sport special, wasn't he?
He was. Massive respect for a fat lad like that working it.
Get it booked.