Madness. Not just the timing but having to sit through all the interminable shite they pad the show out with.
Madness. Not just the timing but having to sit through all the interminable shite they pad the show out with.
I’m considering it but probably won’t make it.
I didn't know TTH had so much self loathing.
Just watch it tomorrow and skip through at least two hours of crap even if you insist on watching all the actual matches.
Also won't it finish at knocking on 6am or some such?
I'll wait for the OSW recap.
I'm going to start it, but I have no intention of seeing it through to the end. I have a massive day at work tomorrow and I'm off on holiday Tuesday so I can't really afford to be a zombie tomorrow.
I’ll watch it tomorrow, I’m off work, I’ll watch it over 2 sittings and skip the guff.
He took some shots. Shane Mac
I really do not understand NXT's hype. There was some bloke called Johnny Wrestling that looked about as hard as I am taking on Jay from Jay & Silent Bob as the main event.
I downloaded it when I came home pissed the other night and found myself fast forwarding through it all. Feels low stakes.
So you've not even bothered to judge it fairly.
Well played.
I'm with Mahow too, Dunne / VValter was the match of the night, closely followed by the tag match that opened the show, those big lads are something else.
I could probably make a case for any of the first three matches.
I fastforwarded through something once. I can confirm that it was shit.
Yeah, I'm not sure why Gargano/Cole is getting as much love as it's getting. Quality match but I think it was a clear number 4.
The pacing for the first two falls wasn't right, the first two falls were also pretty tame and I didn't like Gargano channelling prime Cena and Roman to kick out of everything.
How long until this thing kicks off then?
Kick off show has started.
Also, fuck you all bar Pleb for not doing any picks.
Especially you Fox for asking for it, nonce.
Oh and pissing Sam is on the kick off show, ugh.
Paige's voice is strange.
I'm a twit
Pat McAfee.... for fuck sake.
Who’s this bellend in a white suit jacket and shorts?
Cruiserweight Championship: Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Tony Nese
The glorious empowering Women after decades of shitting on them Battle Royal: Asuka I guess
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: EDIT: Give me young Ali
Raw Tag Team Championship: The Revival (c) vs. Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins
SmackDown Tag Team Championship: The Usos (c) vs. Ricochet & Aleister Black vs. The Bar vs. Rusev & Shinsuke Nakamura
Kurt Angle vs. Jezza - I think somehow John Cena comes out for this instead of BaRoN cOrBiN
The Miz vs. Shane McMahon (Falls Count Anywhere)
Women's Tag Team Championship: Sasha Banks & Bayley (c) vs. Beth Phoenix & Natalya vs. Nia Jax & Tamina vs. The IIconics - I bet Sasha and Bayley retain but I love the IIconics so much
United States Championship: Samoa Joe (c) vs Rey Mysterio - they have Rey as one of the superstars on the "SMACKDOWN COMING TO FOX" promos so I'm just guessing
Intercontinental Championship: Bobby Lashley (c) vs. Finn Balor - Lashley retains and Balor becomes apart of the main title picture again
AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
Triple H vs. Batista (No Holds Barred)
Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre - I bet they'll try to swerve the crowd and then give Roman this big fuckin ROAD TO REDEMPTION story about how he's been so drained cause of the cancer he has to #REBUILD
WWE Championship: Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Kofi Kingston
Universal Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Seth Rollins - they don't have the fuckin balls
Raw, SmackDown Women's Championships: Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Becky Lynch - Charlotte wins, Ronda fucks off, Becky v Charlotte is the new feud leading up to SummerSlam i.e, "I've had to work for all I got! vs. You've had everything handed to you!"
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HERO.
3 total entries.
Here you go, Mahow:
Cruiserweight Championship: Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Tony Nese
The glorious empowering Women after decades of shitting on them Battle Royal: I'll say Asuka but given how pointless these are this may be when they have Evans actually do something.
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal- Probably those sodding SNL twats
Raw Tag Team Championship: The Revival (c) vs. Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins. Sigh.
SmackDown Tag Team Championship: The Usos (c) vs. Ricochet & Aleister Black vs. The Bar vs. Rusev & Shinsuke Nakamura - Not certain for this one. If O'Shea / Black don't win they're not eating the pinfall. That'll probably be poor Rusev.
Kurt Angle vs. Jezza
The Miz vs. Shane McMahon (Falls Count Anywhere)
Women's Tag Team Championship: Sasha Banks & Bayley (c) vs. Beth Phoenix & Natalya vs. Nia Jax & Tamina vs. The IIconics
United States Championship: Samoa Joe (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Intercontinental Championship: Bobby Lashley (c) vs. Finn Balor
AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
Triple H vs. Batista (No Holds Barred)
Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre - Wouldn't be surprised to see this go to a non-finish. I don't think Reigns loses though.
WWE Championship: Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Kofi Kingston
Universal Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Seth Rollins
Raw, SmackDown Women's Championships: Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Becky Lynch
I've got too many faces winning there, I think. And I'm not really sold on how I think either match will go. Rollins and Kofi both ought to be winning and have your downer results elsewhere.
Yeah I thought the end made UE look a bit rubbish. Should've had that midway through or for Cole's first fall then the ref chuck them all out, have Gargano kick out of Cole's attempt at a quick second fall because he's had time to recover and then go from there.
Eww them doing this interview like this scares me.
If New Day breaks up i'ma be fuckin sad af
I’ve never watched a preshow before. Are they always this bad?
Yes, they are.
Cruiserweight Championship: Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Tony Nese
The glorious empowering Women after decades of shitting on them Battle Royal: Fuck knows. Ember moon or something.
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Kevin Owens
Raw Tag Team Championship: The Revival (c) vs. Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins
SmackDown Tag Team Championship: The Usos (c) vs. Ricochet & Aleister Black vs. The Bar vs. Rusev & Shinsuke Nakamura
Kurt Angle vs. Jezza
The Miz vs. Shane McMahon (Falls Count Anywhere) (BEST IN THE WORLD)
Women's Tag Team Championship: Sasha Banks & Bayley (c) vs. Beth Phoenix & Natalya vs. Nia Jax & Tamina vs. The IIconics
United States Championship: Samoa Joe (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Intercontinental Championship: Bobby Lashley (c) vs. Finn Balor
AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
Triple H vs. Batista (No Holds Barred)
Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre
WWE Championship: Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Kofi Kingston
Universal Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Seth Rollins
Raw, SmackDown Women's Championships: Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Becky Lynch.
Going for the full, fuck you, I'm Vince and it's my show, card.
Yep.
4 matches (2 of which are battle royals) and there's so much bullshit spouted from panellists.
Pre-show matches are usually pretty good too but always way too short.
Ember Moon is injured still I believe.
Erm in that case the one they keep wheeling out for 30 seconds. Lacey Evans?
Cruiserweight Championship as a pre show match
Get fucked Mahow.
Champion out first for the opening match..... good start.
It's less important than an advert for the Women's match.
Cruiserweight Championship: Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Tony Nese
The glorious empowering Women after decades of shitting on them Battle Royal: Someone I don’t know.
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal- Same
Raw Tag Team Championship: The Revival (c) vs. Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins.
SmackDown Tag Team Championship: The Usos (c) vs. Ricochet & Aleister Black vs. The Bar vs. Rusev & Shinsuke Nakamura
Kurt Angle vs. Jezza
The Miz vs. Shane McMahon (Falls Count Anywhere)
Women's Tag Team Championship: Sasha Banks & Bayley (c) vs. Beth Phoenix & Natalya vs. Nia Jax & Tamina vs. The IIconics
United States Championship: Samoa Joe (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Intercontinental Championship: Bobby Lashley (c) vs. Finn Balor
AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
Triple H vs. Batista (No Holds Barred)
Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre
WWE Championship: Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Kofi Kingston
Universal Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Seth Rollins
Raw, SmackDown Women's Championships: Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Becky Lynch
The first match is underway as I posted that. I’ve filled it in only knowing who was in one match.
0/1.
That was not an especially good match or finish.
A shit wrestler with a shit attire gets a Championship belt
The Women's tag match should either be next or the first ACTUAL match of the show
the Neville-Austin Aries match from 2 years ago was fucking awesome though*
* - and not just because i was there
That's BASTARD PAC to you now.
Solid but unspectacular.
The previous Cruiserweight matches on PPVs (especially Mustafa/Cedric last Mania) were better.