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    Male Grooming

    Inspired by my fortnightly trips to the barbers for a beard & stash trim.

    What grooming techniques are you currently adopting if any?

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    I bath every Friday evening.

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    I've had all of my hair (body and head) permanently removed.

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    I have a shower every morning and trim the face maybe once a fortnight. Hair tends to be cut every 5 or 6 months.

    There, that was exciting wasn't it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I've had all of my hair (body and head) permanently removed.
    What?

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    It's a fairly unambiguous statement.

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    It's a Jonjo Shelvey Halloween costume.

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    It's to do with his gym/bodybuilding thing isn't it?

    Bit rich after all his lolling at Maz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    It's a fairly unambiguous statement.
    Yes, but it is really weird so I'd like him to elaborate.

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    You're actually taking Lewis seriously there?

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    Haircut every two weeks, sometimes three depending how quick it has grown back. My face I keep a constant trim level on my clippers, going over once a week on a Sunday night usually. I give myself a trim downstairs when it's looking unruly.

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    Haircut ever 4-6 months. Shave my face every two weeks or so. My legs get shaved every Friday.

    EDIT: 'Downstairs' is left au naturel.

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    I shave once a week and trim my nails with one of those metal things every now and then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    you're actually taking lewis seriously there?
    i don't know what to believe.

    Fucking hell, that was meant to be in CAPS.

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    I bet Si is well into the manscaping.

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    I actually had a haircut today, and got the barber to trim my beard. First time anyone has shaved me except myself. My hair gets thick and shit within weeks but I'm a lazy cunt so I typically end up leaving it a few months between each cut. Barber told me I looked like Cousin It from the Addams family before he started, which was a fair shout.

    Stick nasal hair trimmer in my nose when required, which is depressingly often considering I'm 23. Make sure I keep my toenails in reasonable order after I had a ingrown one when I was a teenager and had to get it fucking operated on,

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    You're actually taking Lewis seriously there?
    Trying to reason for it as well. What a pleb.

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    Haircut every 6-8 weeks, beard trim every 5 days or so, downstairs every couple of months.

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    A haircut thread and then a male grooming thread. @Toby, you better be tweeting about this.

    I shave every day and bite my nails occasionally.

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    A new barber place has opened up near me and has 3 signs plastered across the window with the prices

    1. Adult haircuts £5
    2.Kids under 10 £5
    3. OAP's £5

    and

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    Hair is cut when I start getting annoyed with it.

    I gave my beard a trim last month for the first time since the beginning of March (I instantly regretted it) but I will be going over it with some scissors for the first ever time in a few days.

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    there's really not that much to grooming. just be in shape, dont have a shit haircut, shave, and be clean. So many people still mess that up, i dont know where they go wrong but they do

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    Hair gets cut when the only style I can manage is the '90's sixth-rate boyband' so pretty much every 6 weeks. Shave once a week and downstairs every 2-3 months.

    Horrible for biting nails though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny View Post
    I bet Si is well into the manscaping.
    Gotta keep everything neat and tidy, you know.

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    Except your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Except your life.
    My life is probably more in order than yours right now.

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    My life is shit rather than disorganised.

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    What's going on at the moment then? Are you just constantly looking for jobs in and around History (teaching? ) or is it a case of getting something as a stop-gap until something you want comes up?

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    I've just never been the same since I got all of my hair removed.

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    You must be lifting heavier weights though.

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    The burden of baldness more than counteracts those improvements.

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    Someone needs to do some statistical analysis on Lewis' posts about baldness. I reckon they represent about 20% of all of his posts.

    Are you perpetually worried about going bald, or did a bald man fuck your mum and leave her?

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    Perpetually worried. And why not?

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    He's seen what's happened to Floyd.

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    Yeah. He used to be so full of life. Now listen to him.

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    You can always get a hair transplant. downside is you look like a Chia pet for a year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    A haircut thread and then a male grooming thread. @Toby, you better be tweeting about this.
    .
    I gave up on Twitter after about two days, I'm afraid.

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    I Veet my pubes every month and my bumhole every two months.
    I'm a twit

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