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    February Football: High Lines Stagger On

    February is very much the transitional month in the football calendar. At the start of February, you probably still believe. At the end of the month, you will likely have given up for another year. This applies not only to Henry Winter's still-fruitless job search but also to the mindset of the supporter. As of now, there are still at least thirty English sides who can dream of significant silverware; by month's end, that will be down to about five. Let's round up the state of play across Europe's top five leagues.

    The Prem is promising perhaps the most exciting denouement in its increasingly long history. Hapless Liverpool have swayed from victory to victory like a dazed boxer on the ropes, if the ropes were on a superyacht, and they were dazed because Ana de Armas had just parachuted onto deck wearing nothing but a Liverpool scarf and a smile. Giving chase, some of the giants of the game: Nottingham Forest, Bournemouth, Arsenal. Whose title aspirations will Michael Oliver corruptly dash next?

    The Championship features several traditional northern heavyweights slugging it out, gravy everywhere as Leeds, Sheffield Utd, Burnley and Sunderland slug it out to see who will be relegated with 22 points playing nonsensical naive football next season.

    More intrigue perhaps in League One, where OJ Simpson's Birmingham lead the way and well-run Wycombe look set for a return to the Championship behind them.

    League Two sees Walsall shimmying towards glory while a host of teams queue up some way behind them. The National League appears to be a battle to the rhyming slang death between Barnet, Forest Green and York.

    The FA Cup continues with the fourth round, while the League Cup is halfway through its semi-finals as it tries to avoid the prospect of having to play a Newcastle v Tottenham final in the large hadron collider.

    Foreign Football will be on as well, with Napoli's grip slipping in Italy, the Madrid sides ahead in Spain, PSG a modest ten clear in the fuel strike trophy, and Bayern looking set to celebrate 100 years of Mein Kampf with another title, after having endured struggles of their own last season.

    Rising above it all is of course the Conference League, which returns mid-month with its playoff round. With just three Cypriot clubs left in the competition, it really feels like anybody's title this year, with many sides relieved that they have avoided danger men Cercle Brugge should they progress to the last sixteen. No such luck for Shamrock Rovers, who will travel to Molde for Ireland's first realistic crack at the European large time since their Eurovision three-peat in the early nineties.

    Enjoy your February soccer, everyone.

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    'Mon the Alex.

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    Good write up Jim.

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    Looks like Rasfhord has managed to swallow his gargantuan ego and will be going on loan to Villa.

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    Any seagull celebrating from the Forest players yet?

    I'm going down to the Amex for the cup game next week so I eagerly anticipate further calls for Hurzeler and, I shit you not, Tony Bloom, to be ousted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    'Mon the Alex.
    Looks like they are going down the list of recent transfer outs and loaning them back in. FM Style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Any seagull celebrating from the Forest players yet?

    I'm going down to the Amex for the cup game next week so I eagerly anticipate further calls for Hurzeler and, I shit you not, Tony Bloom, to be ousted.
    How's Rutter doing?

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    He's doing alright. Seems to be a bit like the team as a whole, sometimes very good, sometimes not so much.

    Think he suffers a bit from sort of being a similar player to Joao Pedro.

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    Bloom and the data nerds being done by a big fat Greek.

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    Forest are very much a hard counter to the way Brighton play.

    Jesus. Another one.

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    Lol. Ouch.

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    Bloom out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Ana de Armas had just parachuted onto deck wearing nothing but a Liverpool scarf and a smile.
    Would happily forgo any potential title win for this to happen.


    In more serious news, Notts Forest really took that loss to heart, huh?

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    Checked checked. What on earth are Brighton playing at?

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    Andy Reid's comments on the live text pretty much sum up modern football.

    There's a real arrogance to Brighton's performance.

    When they went three goals down they continued to do the same things.
    Just the way we play mate.

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    Whole game had the feel of that experience of Carseball where he just played all of the attackers. Starting 5 forwards and no midfielders. Mutilated.

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    I think it's Jim that mentioned it, but its becoming obvious more and more. They are being conditioned to be robotic. Only the one plan will be worked on in training and that's the only thing they know to do.

    Most obvious showing of it I've seen was Wolves v Liverpool early in the season. Liverpool leading by a single goal into the last 5-10 minutes. Instead of getting the ball forward and attacking properly, they knew only how to do the Goal Kick Gambit and then back to the keeper over and over until the game finished. Many Wolves fans infuriated.

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    @igor come sort your man out

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    Moyes-mania running wild.

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    Great... Trent is having one of his bombscare games.

    He's gonna last 15 minutes in Madrid.
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    Absolutely destroying Cardiff.

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    Let us pray Phonics doesnt see this penalty award.

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    It’s that bad it should genuinely be looked into for corruption. I cannot fathom how they didn’t overrule it.

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    So he tripped over his own feet and VAR agreed? Lol.

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    I'm pretty sure Lewis hits his leg, which when makes himself trip himself up. That said, the replays were all from about 1000 yards away.

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    The old Jamie Vardy special.

    Bournemouth a good side to watch. I dare say Robertson may be seeing his replacement on the other side of the pitch.

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    Always nice to see data nerds get pummelled by proper teams.

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    PGMOL are not fit for purpouse.

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    This is not quite Man United game levels of bad for Trent, but it's really not far off.

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    Who cares he could score four own goals and they’d send enough Bournemouth players off to have the game abandoned.

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    Bugger, bollocks, shite.

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    The step up in defensive ability from Trent to Bradley is immense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Absolutely destroying Cardiff.
    Awesome.

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    If Wolves manage to get relegated considering the other three pathetic teams down there then the club should be folded.

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    Very impressed with that Kerkez performance. Sign him up.

    Professional performance today. Never really out of 2nd or 3rd gear and the only chances Bournemouth got were offside or from range.

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    I will say though my stream was shite and I missed small chunks of the game. Sounds like Alisson did have to make a couple of great saves.

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    You might have missed Kluivert missing a real sitter too. Game turned in that moment.

    Also, I'll take Jedi the Scouse Yank over Kerkez any day.

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    Super Frank Lampard

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    Scott Parker is a disgrace. Burnley didn’t even try to win today.

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    Scored 36, conceded 9 in 30 games.

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    Another gaffe from VAR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Super Frank Lampard
    Our first win at Swansea for 75 years and we've gone from a defensive clown college to a clean sheet machine only 3pts off the playoffs. If he keeps this up I'm going to have to admit he's actually alright isn't he

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    I'm firmly in the pro-Lampard camp as you all know, but I wouldn't have predicted 'clean sheet machine'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Andy Reid's comments on the live text pretty much sum up modern football.



    Just the way we play mate.
    This time the thread title came in within hours, no improving on that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I'm firmly in the pro-Lampard camp as you all know, but I wouldn't have predicted 'clean sheet machine'.
    It's the easiest type of football to play and by a country mile at that (see Sir Gareth) and works particularly well if you're not expected to win/comfortably win.

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    I should add that we're not doing a Burnley and strangling the life out of everything, I'm still not sure what xG actually means but we've been up at the higher end of that pretend table all season but now we're turning xG into G as well.

    Next game is Leeds who've had a nice warmup by scoring 7 today so I'm not expecting the streak to go much further

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    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    I should add that we're not doing a Burnley and strangling the life out of everything, I'm still not sure what xG actually means but we've been up at the higher end of that pretend table all season but now we're turning xG into G as well.

    Next game is Leeds who've had a nice warmup by scoring 7 today so I'm not expecting the streak to go much further
    Nailed on 1-0 for your mob.

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    It would be nice if Frank Lampard did something outside of his playing career that was more notable than calling James O' Brien.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-HZGIPsVVw

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    Having gone from 24th in League Two to 14th, 6pts from being mathematically safe, it might be time to admit I was wrong about Ian Holloway's Swindon Town. Four games won in a row (first since 21/22) we've now got 'safely mid table' written all over us, instead of 'destined for the National League'. At least for this season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Who cares he could score four own goals and they’d send enough Bournemouth players off to have the game abandoned.
    lol. I believe it’s all about mentality.

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