Holy shit I wish I was still card betting.
Anthony Taylor is handing them out for fun tonight.
Holy shit I wish I was still card betting.
Anthony Taylor is handing them out for fun tonight.
Taylor with his main man syndrome again. Horrible referee. And somehow always in charge of Chelsea games
Jesus.
Sancho has looked good since coming on. No more Mudryk
Taylor is definitely match fixing the yellow cards. Felix literally didn’t even do anything?
The game hasn’t even been dirty or scrappy
Bournemouth definitely scoring. Can’t remember the last Chelsea away clean sheet
I think the weirdo Arsenal Twitter accounts that I don’t endorse have counted something like 65 incidents of it without punishment. It’ll never happen again. After years of Xhaka, I’m used to it.
Wins at Wolves and Bournemouth already suggest we're basically set fair for the quadruple. The bald fraud Leicester manager is the best Italian coach since Sacchi.
lol at Arsenal having to play spurs away today and then city next week. What kind of schedule is that? They’re already played multiple tougher games to start the season.
Arsenal playing well for a team with the worst injury crisis ever.
They did well to get eleven on the park, I thought they might have to concede.
This Arteta side really isn't lovable for the neutral. It's like a very advanced version of Southgateball.
Superb refereeing by Gillett in the first half, players all being twats as ever.
Brennan Johnson is so fucking pointless
5 spurs bookings already
Got another referee trying to take centre stage
Twitter opinion on the Timber challenge ranges from 'definite red' to 'never even a foul'. What are these blokes supposed to do? Football is just an outlet for people's sense of embattlement and the sooner we all accept that, the better.
A yellow was probably right, but he's very lucky to still be on the pitch after fouling Johnson in the box and squaring up to Vicario.
Spurs paid £50 Million for Johnson.
The Aussie needs to go at full time. Angeball is an absolute failure at this level.
Late to the party but what is this away kit nonsense. Arsenal play in red for fucks sake.
Properly miserable game of football. Someone make an innovation ffs, or has football now optimised out.
It’s just who we are, mate.
Do I hear another 1-0 to the Arsenal via a set piece goal? It's almost like they're good at that.
Probably deliberately designed it so that they would be forced to wear the away kit in the NLD.
I’m quite surprised at myself but I’ve not watched a single game this season. I was planning on watching the derby today but ended up watching BSB first and then just never switched over after.
I think I’m tired of the whole pantomime finally.
Reports of the death of the screamer were greatly exaggerated.
Didn't see that win coming.
Duran also appears to be the second coming of the 'impact sub'. In his three sub appearances so far this season, he's scored the winner for us in all three. And can't forget the two sub goals he scored at the back end of last season vs Liverpool to rescue a crucial draw for us that basically confirmed Champions League football.
Was surprised to see he’s number 9.
Didn’t he spend Summer on social media saying he was going to West Ham?
I'm a twit
He was angling for a move as he's always going to butt up against Watkins in the pecking order. But West Ham cooled on him, as did Chelsea. And so he's had to lump it. And I'm delighted he's not sulking. Those goals have already put millions on our asking price if anyone comes knocking.
He’s got Champions League to look forward to as well.
Went to Yokohama FC v Ventforet Kofu the other day. Decent stadium, decent attendance and the food (mostly kebabs) was top notch. Also grabbed a "lucky dip" bag for 5,000 and managed to snag a home shirt.
Great start for Liverpool
Sir Rarcus of Mashford showing Barnsley who's boss
So back.
Antony is back, bitches!
Watch out, we're winning the league.
Mellin would be loving the Villa score if he wasn't dead.
Future pub quiz question:
On Tuesday 17th September 2024, the night the Champions League switched to its new 36-team league format, who did Man Utd beat 5-0?
I'm a twit
Didn't think it would be that quick.
This must be half of United's goals in 2024.
Turns out Acey Meelan are about as good as you'd expect a team of Premier League rejects to be.
This Endrick kid has a touch of the Fat Ronaldo about him. Looks a bit chunky and the cut of the kit is reminiscent