September football sponsored by Lee Carsley

[Kikó]

Seeing as Ian is still dead, we have another festival of football lined up with the titans of Man United Vs the giants of Liverpool today in a game of football followed by the first international break with England's latest culture bin man Lee Carsley and a new campaign for Ronaldo and Portugal.

Saturday 14th September
So'ton 12:30 Man Utd
Brighton 15:00 Ipswich
C Palace 15:00 Leicester
Fulham 15:00 West Ham
Liverpool 15:00 N Forest
Man City 15:00 Brentford
A Villa 17:30 Everton
B'mouth 20:00 Chelsea

Sunday 15th September
Tottenham 14:00 Arsenal
Wolves 16:30 Newcastle

Saturday 21st September
West Ham 12:30 Chelsea
A Villa 15:00 Wolves
Fulham 15:00 Newcastle
Leicester 15:00 Everton
Liverpool 15:00 B'mouth
So'ton 15:00 lpswich
Tottenham 15:00 Brentford
CPalace 17:30 Man Utd

Sunday 22nd September
Brighton 14:00 NForest
Man City 16:30 Arsenal

Saturday 28th September
Newcastle 12:30 Man City
Arsenal 15:00 Leicester
Brentford 15:00 West Ham
Chelsea 15:00 Brighton
Everton 15:00 C Palace
N Forest 15:00 Fulham
Wolves 17:30 Liverpool

Sunday 29th September
Ipswich 14:00 A Villa
Man Utd 16:30 Tottenham

Monday 30th September
B'mouth 20:00 So'ton

[Luke Emia]

Just watching the start of this Spurs game. If they are this open all season because ‘it’s what we do mate’ they are going to get absolutely smashed several times this season.

Newcastle won’t be much better either.

[Gray Fox]

Good test of Slot Ball today.

Klopp very much had the measure of United until EtH arrived. After the big spanking, we didn't beat them once last year and they were dreadful. We were especially disappointing at Old Trafford, despite feeling like we had an xG of about 15.

A bit of stubbornness of the Klopp style went into that I think. Maybe a bit more of a measured approach today might yield better results.

[Danny]

Eze making it look easy.

[John Arne]

Alisson
TAA, Konate, van Dijk, Robertson
Szoboszlai, Mac Allister, Gravenberch
Salah, Jota, Diaz

As expected, really.

[Waffdon]

No matter how shite Chelsea are they just beat Crystal Palace.

Until the Leicester manager took over.

Relegation beckons.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Not sure there's anything more offensive than Nicolas Jackson of all people doing the Turkish shooter celebration. He makes an active Mt Etna look calm and collected.

[Waffdon]

Feels like Man Utd rarely lose to Liverpool here.

Wouldnt be shocked if they shit fest another result on the break

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

ffs.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Glorious, I love VAR.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Another one that would never, ever have been disallowed pre-VAR. JUSTICE.

[Manc]

Zirkzee is what the kids would call clapped.

[Waffdon]

Casemiro

Where was the right hand side of the defence after Salah’s cross as well. My god

[Gray Fox]

They left the back post empty again.

[John Arne]

The wonky Nike ticks are pretty jarring. Looks shite.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Casemiro needs putting down.

[John Arne]

Lol.

[Gray Fox]

Won the transfer window though, right lads?

[John Arne]

Mainoo is so good, shame he's playing alongside Casemiro.

[Waffdon]

Man Utd will do well to finish top 8 again

[Shindig]

Good to see all that investment paying off.

[Manc]

Mainoo is so good, shame he's playing alongside Casemiro.

On the ball, yes. Absoutley tragic off it.

[Guybrush]

Fernandes at the whistle there.

[Luke Emia]

Going two up with United fans singing about the Sun being right was pretty poetic it has to be said.

[Dark Soldier]

One of the worst performances I've ever seen, this from Casemiro. That bit on the touchline where he just gave up as the ball was in play too.

[Gray Fox]

A fair few moves of ours have ended with just the pass being slightly off or a bad touch from the pass into the box. I can't remember a United chance other than the one through Virgils legs.

For a 3rd game in I'm very impressed so far.

[Spoonsky]

Nice to see Diaz back to his best. Where ya at @Don

[randomlegend]

Casemiro hooked for a debutant.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That could well be the end of Casemiro.

[Spoonsky]

Also, brilliant duck from Szoboszlai for the first goal.

[John Arne]

De Ligt can't pass for shit. He also wants a couple of seconds too long on the ball. Mazroui looks decent enough.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Get this bald prick out.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mainoo turning into Casemiro there.

[Gray Fox]

Operation Old Trafford Exit.

[Giggles]

Get this bald prick out.

Joke of a club that they let a cup win save him in the first place.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lisandro's got money on -4.

[John Arne]

Onana's footwork

[Gray Fox]

Warra new contract for the lads.

[Lofty]

Eric Bin Bag

[Danny]

Rashford if he isn’t running at the last defender when 1v1 what else is he offering.

[John Arne]

Endo for Gravenberch please.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

At least De Ligt has the right idea with these twats.

[phonics]

At least De Ligt has the right idea with these twats.

Getting off the pitch?

[Guybrush]

At least De Ligt has the right idea with these twats.

[Gray Fox]

So shit that Dom is taking mercy on them.

[Gray Fox]

The easiest match we've ever had at OT.

[Baz]

Glorious.

Feels like Szob is still in 3rd gear but still sensational.

Wouldn’t actually mind Darwin starting next game, Jota played like Kane at the Euros.

[John Arne]

I think I'd prefer Elliot ahead Szoboszlai.

[Kikó]

I think it takes time for a manager to bed in and sell his ideas so of course Liverpool are going to have the edge with Slot.

[Luke Emia]

Glorious.

Feels like Szob is still in 3rd gear but still sensational.

Wouldn’t actually mind Darwin starting next game, Jota played like Kane at the Euros.

Nope I’m going to that game and I want to see goals.