When we get the next penalty hopefully we have a plan for someone else to take it.
IT. IS. COMING. HOME.
Spain
Germany
France
Portugal
Italy
Actually I think [insert team who won't win] could win it!
I'm a bore and want league football back
I'm even more of a bore and want to discuss TRANSFERS
A glory-supporting turtle wearing the winners' kit
When we get the next penalty hopefully we have a plan for someone else to take it.
Every time Tripper appears on screen I feel physically sick.
I wonder what the reaction was in Magic's pub
He did touch him, but only because Kane kicked the bottom of his foot.
2 goals in 20 minutes. Someone check on Southgate.
How dare he put his foot there though.
As soon as he's put his studs up high and made contact, that's all VAR needs. The more and more they showed the replay, the more I thought it looked a penalty.
If that's in the middle of the pitch, attempting to block a pass, it'd be a foul 99 times out of 100.
It's one of the most ludicrous penalties I've ever seen, but as soon as those VAR cunts get involved the referee has every excuse he needs just to follow them and give it.
The luck Sir Gareth has is off the charts.
Low bar I know, but this is the best we've been by a mile in this tournament.
England look legitimately good here. They have space everywhere
Fuck sake
We've actually started playing football here.
Stop giving the ball to Walker please.
Dumfries is going to need to be hooked.
How's the ref missed that foul on Foden?
Mainoo so good again. Look forward to the Liverpool and Arsenal retards telling us how he's bad again because United ruined their childhoods.
I don't like how England have responded to the first goal.
It’s never a penalty.
The idea that they’ve intervened on it in a semi final of a major tournament too is pretty shameful.
England should win this comfortably from here. But fuck me, how much luck can a team have?
Rice is so immobile.
Stodgy as fuck.
Hold me. If that had gone in.
What team is this please.
That's already close to being the best game in the knockouts.
Has Pep donned a Gareth Southgate body suit and headed for the touchline?
Maybe the Pundits really have gaslit them into being good
For any Southgate apologists this is all people have been asking for. A bit of attacking intent and we look twice the team.
If Mainoo sees Walker there it's either a goal kick or 2-1.
Netherlands midfield non existent.
We have to keep this pace up.
What happened to MEMPHIS?
Non-believers in shock. Been telling ya all this time ya bunch of fucks. Ingerland.
Blessing in disguise that Depay injury I reckon. I know he had a part in their goal but he's been detrimental to their play throughout the tournament.
Tactical change at 35 minutes from the bus conductor. Can't live with us at all.
Who have Holland beaten so far?
I'm working on the thesis that they are actually just shit and it's nothing to do with England being good.
Rice looks so confused when he has to pass the ball forwards.
He was injured, but the sub wasn't like for like. I think he took the opportunity to also change tactics a bit.
Mainoo is basically Modric, without looking like an anorexic.