I have no idea who they are, but you should never expect anything from any football commentator.
Definitely! All hail Sir Waistcoat.
England have a good chance of winning.
Not predicting it will, but wouldn't be too surprising.
They'll go out in the quarters / semis once they play somebody good.
Not. A. Chance. Dunno when they'll go out, but they'll go out.
It's been too long. A group stage calamity beckons.
Drunk turtle with a flare sticking out of its bum.
I have no idea who they are, but you should never expect anything from any football commentator.
My main two observations from the tournament so far:
- Loads of teams playing 3-at-the-back
- Loads of teams wearing a single colour kit
That’s a lovely goal after Sesko nearly scored that thundercunt
Ally McCoist
Every game has had an (at least one) early goal so far.
Is that not going to be a pen? He just booted him.
Sesko can wallop the ball, shame he hit the post.
Set up nicely now though.
Sesko to score a worldie to win this
They haven’t half done a 180 with their added time this tournament. Was it the World Cup where they made a point to add 7+ every half?
Sesko looks an absolute beast.
At least Micah Richards isn't the England manager.
For the midfield line-up I would put Jude Bellingham deeper next to Declan Rice and have Phil Foden as the number 10.
Better than trusting Alexander Arnold in midfield.
England should have more than enough to win today but the Serbs front two should be able to bully that left side of England’s defence in the air. Declan Rice is also going to have to play the most disciplined football of his life
England have a hell of a lot of good options for the roles in behind Kane. Also Anthony Gordon.
It will be the defence or the waistcoat that will stop them.
TAA in midfield ffs
I think his logic was to simply give Bellingham more time on the ball. I can ... sort of see it but he's not that type of water carrier, is he? I dunno, I don't see him every week.
Quarterback! Quarterback! Quarterback!
Cheer up lads ffs
I quite like TAA as a cm in theory. Rather that than having Bellingham deeper, and it's better than the likes of Henderson and Phillips.
It's just a bit baffling that he'd send Maddison home, only to end up having to play a right back in Central midfield because of his passing range.
Id much rather Trent than an out of form j madz as a centre mid, honestly.
No left back and a right back in midfield. Just play Mainoo there FFS.
Not having a proper left back is more of a problem for me. I will say that I have more faith in Trent as a midfielder than I do in Joe Hart as a pundit, bloody hell.
Yeah, "media" is not your future, Joe.
All streams I can find are Fox Sports, and what a dire broadcast it is.
It's on BBC1 over here. If you can find a VPN that let's you pretend to be here you should be able to watch it on the BBC website / iPlayer.
Mainoo isn't ready and is no more a holding midfielder than dear old 'Trent'.
At least this is theoretically attacking, although it would be better if he just played Alexander-Arnold at right back. He's the best one we have available and was much better when he went there in whatever warm-up game it was.
Can’t believe the negativity in here. We’ve got this, it’s our time.
I've not heard three lions yet, what's going on? Or does that only usually manifest once the feel good factor is established?
Someone shut those mascots up.
Today, I am Serbian.
Serb-boo-a.
SMS with the hipster moustache means he’s either gonna score or get sent off.
Spot the northerns. INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND
10 seconds in and bullied off a long ball punt
Serbia must have an average height of about 6' 7" and each and every one of them is a unit.
I'm good with Trent in the middle. It's the defence that worries me against this Yugoslav frontline.
Send him to Rwanda.
All this because some bloke said he doesn't see him as English 20 years ago. What a fanny.