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View Poll Results: Are City just going to win all the trophies again?

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  • Probably. Bring on the Euros.

    4 50.00%
  • No, the Simms-Wright combo will be too much for City to handle.

    1 12.50%
  • No, but for some reason less likely than Coventry beating them in an FA Cup final.

    0 0%
  • Doesn't matter, Klopp leaving ensures it will be About Liverpool anyway.

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Thread: April Football: Men Getting Hit By Football

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    That pass was bonkers.

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    City are definitely cocking the league up and handing it to Arsenal

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    You sound like one of those blokes you hear sitting behind you at games.

    PASS IT FORWARD, FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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    How are you setting up this squad of rapists, gunmen and favela rats to prevent bad losses like this? The Argie cunt can't be blamed.

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    Remember when Waff pretended he wasn’t a Chelsea fan? Now look at him, hating every minute.
    I'm a twit

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    The Argie can’t be blamed but has conceded the most goals in Chelsea’s PL history. Last year was a worse season and had Lampard losing 4-0 every week for the last part of the season and didn’t reach that amount

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    And now havertz gets his pity goal.

    Clear free kick as well. What a horrendous week this is going to be. 5 off Villa on Saturday and letting a spurs side finally win at Stamford Bridge next Tuesday. Pochettino will still be in a job.
    Moaning about a free kick when you got away with the most blatant red in history is some cheek.

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    This has to be the end for SmallPockets, get Mourinho back in. Whatever happened to that lady physio who did for him last time round? Life in the sun after the payout?

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    I would love to see Mourinho back in the Premier League

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    You can debate whose fault it is but there’s one certainty and it’s that whatever, that, is it’s a truly abysmal football team. I think Burnley might have showed more composure.

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    Why did Chelsea have to invade Ukraine. Smh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    I would love to see Mourinho back in the Premier League
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...sales-32645939

    Yes please.

    I won a Europa League final with [long balls from] Sergio Romero to Marouane Fellaini. Ajax pressing – but pressing oxygen because the ball was not there. Ball to Fellaini’s chest. Play from there. Two-nil. Bring the cup home. Three titles. Disaster of a season.

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    It's time he got back on the little horse.

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    In another timeline, I actually think Mourinho would have been a perfect Liverpool manager. I'd love to have seen how that one played out.

    It would seem Arne Slot is the preferred choice. Negotiations well underway. Amorim was under consideration, but the financial package a sticking point. He wanted £10m a year, with a chunky signing bonus and there's the £20m release clause in his Sporting deal.

    I can't say I know much about Slot at all, other than his record with Feyenoord. No doubt all your Liverpool fansites will be out in force with a complete tactical breakdown of him today. I also see he plays with a young dainty Brazilian forward type. If there's any talk about him bringing him over for £90m we should barricade the training ground entrance.

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    Would be very funny if Liverpool get a good Dutch baldy.

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    Getting a bad one would be funnier.

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    Without knowing anything about him, and probably mostly due to him being linked to Spurs last year, Slot has always had a [Big] Martin Jol feel for me.

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    Should just get Dirk Kuyt.
    I'm a twit

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    History would suggest this isn’t going to go well. Hopefully for Liverpool the xBaldness tells a different story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Should just get Dirk Kuyt.
    If they've got to be Dutch what about Erik Meijer for a real blast from the past?

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    @Baz DCL and who else?

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    @Baz you're slacking.


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    Much like I’ve retired from being a mental health first aider at work, I’d like to be relieved of my duties as gay footballer knower.
    I'm a twit

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    2 19 year old premier league footballers from the same club arrested for rape.

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    Getafe will be strong next season.

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    Derbies in the evening kick offs are just better. Oddly, Goodison has become something of a magnet for boring draws in recent years. Let the goals flow tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben View Post
    Getafe will be strong next season.
    I think they may pass a couple of shit kickers from Wolves.

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    These Everton players are on the good shit, they’ll be knackered after 20 mins

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    This is the wrong time to play Palace.

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    Everton must have one of the slowest teams in the league. Absolutely no pace anywhere.

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    Doesn't matter though, fuck Liverpool.

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    That is the worst goal I think I’ve ever witnessed

    Such a Dyche goal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bam View Post
    I think they may pass a couple of shit kickers from Wolves.

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    Another terrible first half.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    That is the worst goal I think I’ve ever witnessed

    Such a Dyche goal
    You’d have been embarrassed to concede that goal at primary school.

    Konate has been fucking useless.

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    It's always nice to see Nunez in donkey form.

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    Sack Ten Hag.

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    Fuck knows how Mykolenko is walking after that.

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    Nunez playing as an extra defender here

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    The gameplan for the first 35 mins was unfathomable. Why play Everton at the game that Dyche is best at?

    Much better final 10 minutes. Either Everton have tired or they've just dropped deep too soon.

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    This is peak headloss/favela-ry. I can forgive Nunez cause he's aryan but that other one is fucking disgusting to look at. And Salah properly on the Jeddah bay already, go fuck a pig.

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    I'm also fully giving Taz the e-victory on Diaz. He's so good at getting the ball and gliding past a man or two, but he's always doing it going towards his own goal.

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    Diaz is definitely less of an issue than Nunez though.

    As for Salah wasn’t he useless after the last AFCON as well?

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    Man Utd and Newcastle doing their best to keep Pochettino in a job

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    I'd rather have Nunez down the left than Diaz.

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    Auf Wiedersehen, dickhead.

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    Everton have absolutely swarmed Liverpool at every set piece. Konate and Van Dijk looking like wee boys

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    https://dubz.co/v/pw5cjy

    That is never a penalty in a million years.

    Why not just allow the goal?

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    Racking up more pointless xG numbers here.

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    This bus parade a the end of the season is going to be very weird.

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