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Thread: When will Daniel Khalife be found?

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    Senior Member -james-'s Avatar
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    When will Daniel Khalife be found?

    I'm seriously impressed at how he's lasted this long.

    I'm not sure I see any possibilities aside from a) he's round someone's gaff b) he's left the country

    How long has he got?

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    Pretty early to post this.
    Does he have you hostage?

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    ̶W̶e̶'̶r̶e̶ I'm in Greece.

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    £20k reward is pretty small time for someone who has supposedly leaked secrets to Iran. There's a £20k reward out for grassing whoever is nicking Openreach fibre optic cable in Thamesmead.

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    Presumably the Iranian secret service have assisted him in leaving. If not, he'll be found within days.

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    He's supposedly been sighted twice in 24 hours now, unless it's that geezer who looks like him again.

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    He's in Jimmy's attic doing the ironing.

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    I give him until Wednesday.

    It's not easy to hide a head that big.

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    4.5 miles in 4 days is some going.

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    The Iran links sound like such bullshit. It's surprising to see a young kid with half a brain and top of military physical standards evade capture cause there's that TV show where a bunch of obese gammons struggle to avoid Greggs and stay hidden so you'd have better expectations of the world class police and intelligence services that manage to catch 5% of burglars.

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    I haven't been following but he looks like a good kid so I hope he makes it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    The Iran links sound like such bullshit. It's surprising to see a young kid with half a brain and top of military physical standards evade capture cause there's that TV show where a bunch of obese gammons struggle to avoid Greggs and stay hidden so you'd have better expectations of the world class police and intelligence services that manage to catch 5% of burglars.
    We don't have Police in this country. We have a Mental Health Support Service with handcuffs.

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    He’s been found. What a shite effort, lad.

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    Big ups to the Mental Health Support Service.

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    ffs what a let-down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    He's supposedly been sighted twice in 24 hours now, unless it's that geezer who looks like him again.
    Well well well.

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    Absolute shambles.
    I'm a twit

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    Jesus is such a narc. Also, how much of that distance was under the van?

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    Worst taskmaster ever.

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