June football: Nothing to see here

[Ian]

Look, does anybody really WANT to see City complete a treble given it will have all the charm and underdog feel-good factor of the son of a billionaire buying his first Lambo? Exactly. So why don't we just take the month off?

Or at the very least just pretend Fiorentina vs. West Ham is the only game of note happening this month. I think we'd all be much happier that way.

Also I see Messi's departure from PSG is confirmed. Hope he fucks off to Saudi, the money-grubbing twat.

For Spikey:

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In the absence of any real analysis of the very high chance that Southend are due a Hollywood takeover, have a picture of Ron Martin's hair seamlessly transplanted onto the Rock's head.

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[Kikó]

I've won tickets to watch the live screening of the biggest game in town in the stadium on Saturday. Eintracht Frankfurt play Leipzig in the FA Cup final at 8pm and they're live screening it in the stadium.

[Gray Fox]

It appears Andrea Radrizzani, Leeds and about to be Sampdoria owner, has used Elland Road as collateral in the loan agreement to buy Sampdoria.

Feels like they had their time with the Bielsa rollercoaster and now fully back to the old days.

[niko_cee]

I quite enjoyed the Rangers European final last year as I managed to locate a local Rangers pub (replete with all the sectarian songs ) although because all pubs in Guernsey run on IPTv/wozbox type things the penalties were a bit of an anticlimax. Hoping to find the local ICF chapter for West Ham's game next week, but less confident.

Obviously there is no other football this month

[Foe]

There’s a phenomenally important game tonight and on Sunday.

Mon the staggies.

[Foe]

Not looking good.

[Danny]

Roy Keane was on tremendous form on those overlap videos for the final.

[Kikó]

Been watching the u17 final between France and Germany and it's pretty poor. The only highlight is the Germany managers career and his slight resemblance to Mourinho in pictures.

[Spikey M]

Get Lofty's face 'shoped over Dwaynes and you've bagged yourself an Avatar slot.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bordeaux needed a win to have any chance of promotion back to Ligue 1.

They were playing Rodez and in the 2rd minute Rodez scored a goal. A Bordeaux fan then ran onto the pitch and pushed the goalscorer:

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Goalscorer and his pal took a lovely dive but it seems he smacked his head on the ground quite hard and had to be stretchered off with a concussion. Red ended up calling the game off after a 15/20 minute suspension.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I love that all the comments are about the player 'diving'. A sport that needs a couple of years off to calm down.

[Waffdon]

The fuck has he got a concussion from that

[Max Power]

Pep rocking up to the cup final in a hoodie. We used to be a proper country.

[Spikey M]

15 seconds Lolol

[Ian]

Well at least it's done nice and early.

[randomlegend]

Not much you can do about a goal like that but this is going to end about 6-0 if City want it.

[Gray Fox]

They're going to win everything for about 5 years.

[randomlegend]

That should probably be a red for Casemiro to be honest.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

STONEWALL pen.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jenas claiming it's not a pen

[Lewis]

This referee is so bald.

[Spikey M]

It's a penalty but it shouldn't be. The current rules are pathetic.

[randomlegend]

If that were given against us I'd be fuming but I guess it's a correct call by the current rules.

[Lewis]

Ole Gunnar Binman looking down from VAR heaven.

[Lewis]

That should probably be a red for Casemiro to be honest.

They definitely let it go for the sake of The Occasion. I hope this is a right robbery.

[Spikey M]

Seen them given. There may indeed be a Robbery in the offing.

[Spikey M]

Yellow card for that

[randomlegend]

That's not even a foul.

[Lewis]

I would have taken this coming into it. Come on the rob job.

[Adramelch]

Talks of robbery and all, but City haven't been all that either in fairness. Just passing it sideways all the time in true Guardiola style.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

They're doing the treble.

[Lofty]

Lol at that.

[Lewis]

Dave Gayer wants putting down never mind selling.

[Manc]

Far too many nothing players in this United side. Eriksen & Sancho are pointless.

[John Arne]

Sancho is pish.

[Adramelch]

United have played ok given the gulf in class if I'm honest.

[randomlegend]

That blatantly wrong handball call against Casemiro just as we had some momentum is infuriating.

[Ian]

Fear not lads, here comes Wout.

[Manc]

You can see Inter doing a job on Grealish.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Really thought that was the equaliser.

[randomlegend]

Miserable that City are going to win the treble but we played pretty well today.

[Lewis]

Paul Robinson limps more convincingly than Rashford.

[Spikey M]

Don't worry lads, it doesn't mean anything when this lot win. Bring on the FFP ruling.

[Don]

To think they were only 2 more non-penalty goals away from doing a cup double. Ten Haag is a serious man.

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Robbed.

[Manc]

I'm not sure how much longer I can stomach this lot.

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[Don]

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[Spikey M]

I wonder what they've charged him with. What a fanny.

[Shindig]

"This constitutes as hate speech."