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  • But it will all be womens football when the BLOODY WOKES get their hands on it!!1

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit, with this excellent exception

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit even when knowingly so, Welby, you berk

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    lol.

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    Why is Leandro Trossard refereeing the Bayern vs. City game?

    Also, lol @ Haaland

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    It's the problem a club like Bayern has. He's good enough to win them their league, but not for European success. There's a few of those type sneaking their way into the team too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Upamecano just isn't very good.
    Mad to think he was the better CB that left RB that summer too.

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    Super Upa

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    He's had a shitter there.

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    Just fell over there. Dickhead

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    What a miserable European campaign this has been.

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    I was thinking that. Has there been an exciting game in the knockouts? Feels like every tie has been a blow out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    I was thinking that. Has there been an exciting game in the knockouts? Feels like every tie has been a blow out.
    There were a few close ties in the previous round but nothing super exciting.

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    In more exciting news, Coventry keeper scored in the 96th min tonight to keep their play offs chance alive. Apparently punched it in too

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    We've possibly just saved our season by equalising in the 95th minute at Blackburn with our goalkeeper not only scoring but handballing it while doing so. Fuck me

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    I reckon the Coventry keeper has scored with his hand.

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    Heard it was deep into injury time too

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    Blackburn will shit the bed. Norwich and Preston have already, so I'd say it's one from West Brom (who would have said that a few weeks ago) or Coventry.

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    I simply cannot accept both Luton and Millwall making the playoffs. It's not 1986.

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    Three points between Millwall in 5th and Preston in 11th, three games to go. Madness even by the Championship's standards.

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    Looking at the teams above us, Millwall's next two games being aways at Blackpool and Wigan means they ought to be safe really, West Brom have tricky ones with Sunderland, Norwich and trip to Sheffield Utd in between, Blackburn (who conceded a contentious late goal to our goalkeeper) have got Preston, Burnley, Luton and Millwall so I'm hoping for a few slips.

    We've got two home games in the next week against Reading and Brum before going to Middlesbrough so if we're not at least still in it going into the last day we can only blame ourselves.

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    Juventus getting their 15 point deduction revoked apparently. Means they’re back in 3rd and both Milan clubs won’t be playing CL football as things stand (unless one of them win the thing)

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    That Fiorentina tie sure is something you don't see that often.

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    'mon extra time in Seville.

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    Haha Maguire

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    Cracking start.

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    Got in late, just saw the goal.

    Fuck Maguire.

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    Loving how to every UK pundit Maguire isn't at fault at all there. Same old shit

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    Savage is sucking him off deep.

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    So sloppy.

    VAR save us please.

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    Perfect offside trap

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    Our season is over with Martinez and Varane out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Our season is over with Martinez and Varane out.
    solid duo them.

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    The mental fragility of these cunts. Fatboy Favela's legs have clearly gone and next year will be fun when they rely on him. Fatboy Shaw comes on and prefers to focus on charging opponents rather than playing the ball. Circus Act Antony being his usual highly potent force. I love this game.

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    Could be worse. We could be eighth having spent 120m on Cackpo and Poonez with our owners backing out of paying up for the player they've been placating us with for two years.

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    Lads, it's Sevilla in the Europa League. You might as well not bother turning up.

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    Tremendous.

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    Brighton on Sunday. Inject it.

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    Is it possible Man Utd manage to bottle top 4?

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    That’s a piss poor result.

    They’re minimal admittedly, but there have been signs of late that the nuts on the wheels are coming loose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben View Post
    Is it possible Man Utd manage to bottle top 4?
    It's possible but I think it's highly unlikely.

    Newcastle could beat them to third. Then you've got Spurs who will bottle harder with Villa and Brighton fighting for 4th and I just can't see them doing it with so few games left.

    Brighton v United on May 4th could be massive. I think that's what will decide it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    That’s a piss poor result.

    They’re minimal admittedly, but there have been signs of late that the nuts on the wheels are coming loose.
    It's just more evidence - as if any were needed - that the depth beyond the first eleven is absolute wank. Also that De Gea needs to go, but he won't this summer because a centre forward and midfielder are more urgent priorities and there won't be money left for a keeper.

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    My telly and internet packed in at ten past eight and has only just come back on. Result.

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    Get on the Jose affair

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    I feel like football needs a Jose Mourinho resurgence. Win Roma something, go to Paris, win the big one with shit on a stick football from twenty years ago, go on an open top bus tour of the entire continent.

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    I want him back. Don't care if he takes us down to League One. Just want him there, smirking at people, starting petty feuds for no reason, getting every player judgement right, the whole package.

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    To be fair to Jose, and I'm no fan, it did seem to be mainly that 'players don't like being told negative things these days' was a major criticism levelled at him. Then you see that clip of him telling Dele Alli to sort himself out before his career vanishes and he's been proven right. Everyone lolled at him saying his league finish with United was an achievement but they've not done much else since.

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    If players weren't absolute flanges these days there'd probably still be a place for him at a top top club, but as it is Roma's probably about his level. Which actually probably means he's over qualified to return to Chelsea at the moment, so bring it on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    To be fair to Jose, and I'm no fan, it did seem to be mainly that 'players don't like being told negative things these days' was a major criticism levelled at him. Then you see that clip of him telling Dele Alli to sort himself out before his career vanishes and he's been proven right. Everyone lolled at him saying his league finish with United was an achievement but they've not done much else since.
    Everything he said about everyone at United turned out to be true.

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    Mourinho is going to win b2b minnow European Trophies before winning the big one again next year and sailing off into the sunset.

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    He could do something with Portugal as well just to rub it in.

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