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  • But it will all be womens football when the BLOODY WOKES get their hands on it!!1

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit, with this excellent exception

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit even when knowingly so, Welby, you berk

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  • Turtle (but, like, a fooled one)

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    I thought he was class for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    He was far better for us on average than Robben was. Absolutely bossed the 04/05 season including the Barcelona tie we won.
    I know he was better, but not as celebrated and remembered.

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    Lisandro Martinez somehow fractured his foot. How bizarre.

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    How bizarre, how bizarre.

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    Villa have started really brightly. Watkins is a nuisance.

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    Could be rough afternoon for us.

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    They've started brightly but once their Lucozade wears off we'll be alright.

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    Emery is just a different class, just look how tactically aware and well-drilled these cunts are.

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    Targett and Almiron on at HT and drop Joe back into midfield.

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    Thought Burn was off at the end then. McGinn has got to him and he offers nothing going forward anyway so Targett on as a minimum and the scouse rat ain't handling the heat either so hook him too.

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    Disgraceful offside call there.

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    Didn't realise how close to 4th Villa are. They've got the momentum to pull it off.

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    I don't think there's enough games for them to pull it off.

    If they had another 2 they'd take it.

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    Ollie Watkins has been brilliant today.

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    Bruv no one gives a fuck about top 4, get on them to win the league next season, they're right up there with City and Arsenal since he came in and the core of the team is ripe for it.

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    Chelsea being nearly 2/1 at home to beat Brighton. The Potter effect

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    I think you'll find that's the Mitoma effect. Fucking Messi-esque.

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    Him against Chalobah is the biggest gulf in class I have seen at any level. It’s not fair.

    Brighton losing 1-0 is hilarious. They have absolutely dominated Chelsea all game long, the latter are all over the place.

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    25 years old ffs, where tf has he been?

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    Playing in university leagues.

    Brighton finally score. Should go on and score 3 or 4 here.

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    De Zerbi ball is what we all deserve after putting up with decades of having to watch smaller sides park buses as instructed by whatever fucking gammon was in charge at the time.

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    Dear lord, another malnourished favela nobody. Tears in my eyes and penis.

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    Kepa beaten from outside the box again

    The most one sided game in a long time, this. The two teams are so far apart. Chelsea don’t have the magic 40 points yet, I doubt they win another game again this season in the league so a few draws are needed.

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    I love watching this Brighton team.

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    2-1 down, Mount on as the last sub. Potter lives on.

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    Dundee United are trying not to be relegated.

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    Dyche taking Everton down would be excellent.

    Villa still with a chance of 4th here if Newcastle completely shit the bed because clearly Spurs don’t want it.

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    Kepa the Chelsea captain?

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    Someone in the pub told me that the assist earlier made Mudryk our top league assister for the season, with 2. I'm willing to believe it tbh.

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    If Everton go down with those debts I suspect we see them in league 1 before we see them back in the premiership.

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    Sadly the three below them are too shit to muster the points to send Everton down.

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    Thoughts and prayers for Leicester this afternoon with those 3 oafs at the back against peak City.

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    I don't know how Chelsea are still 11th, seems like they barely score and feels like they haven't won a game for months.

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    We've crept into the top six somehow. It's not going to happen but if it does Mark Robins should get a statue.

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    Lampard to be sacked before the season is out, Stuart Broad in as a nighthawk manager?

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    Richarlison

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Sadly the three below them are too shit to muster the points to send Everton down.
    I could see Leicester getting above them as their next few games are more kind to them. I think Southampton are now into miracle territory. Forest have that tough run in too.

    As mentioned before by now you'd normally be getting into games against teams who have nothing to play for. There really aren't many of those around right now.

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    Spurs

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    Oh Dango baby

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    Another win for history.

    Meanwhile Bromley smash Gateshead 3-0. Awww.

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    The history of the Tottenham never ceases to amaze.

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    Oh my word this is going to be a massacre.

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    He's getting to 40 isn't he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    I don't know how Chelsea are still 11th, seems like they barely score and feels like they haven't won a game for months.
    No team won fever than them since ocotber in the league

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    He's getting to 40 isn't he?
    He will get 40 in this game if Leicester continue to be this useless.

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    'Your support is fucking shit' ringing out from the Leicester end for a share of the points.

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    that pen

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    Saka missing a penalty? I'm stunned.

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    Arsenal should avoid going 2-0 up.

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    Ramsdale saving that Salah shot but letting that in sums him up.

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