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  • Yes - An able bodied 45 year old fell into a river and drowned

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Thread: The Missing Dog Walker

  1. #401
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    That's what they would say if she was an MI5 deep cover agent though.

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    The inquest also heard from various passers-by who saw Ms Bulley, with one saying she looked "absolutely idyllic".

    Another described her as "not happy" but "not sad".
    Eyewitnesses are shit.

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    They're clearly trying to divert attention away from The Balloon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    They're clearly trying to divert attention away from The Balloon.
    Which is (coincidentally, I'm sure) doing a tour of Asia at the moment.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-65972168

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    Hunting for its next victim.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-66033632

    Accidental death, then. Probably the least satisfying outcome to shut those armchair Columbos up.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-67666878

    The Balloon is tying up loose ends!

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    WE HAVE A LIVE(?) ONE!!!!

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-67708418

    Dr Limp, get your arse down there and be our man on the ground.

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    "Gay Lord" lol

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    Probably offed herself due to that name.

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    She's down as "Ms" Lord, which means one of a few things:

    1) She got married, divorced and chose to keep that name.

    2) She got married, divorced and chose to go back to that name.

    3) She's a radical feminist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Exactly how many people are the police attributing 'fell into the river' as the reason for being missing?
    At it again I see:

    after police said it was likely she had "entered the water".
    Not sure why that's in quotes, but there you go. Police euphemism?

    I see another Afghan civilian has "entered the water" etc.

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    The Balloon clearly has a taste for blood now.

    It must be stopped.

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    I for one, welcome our new Balloon overlord.

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    Specialist divers joined the search after police said it was likely she had "entered the water".
    Some of Ms Lord's belongings, including clothing, jewellery and a mobile phone were found at "various locations" in Wensum Park later on Friday and and her coat was discovered in the water.
    And then:

    Norwich's policing commander Supt Wes Hornigold told the BBC: "There's nothing within those CCTV image that would give us any rise for concern."

    He said there was no evidence Ms Lord had come to harm.
    Probably want to run that one again, Superintendent.

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    He's probably shitting it after The Baloon killed his predecessor

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    I wondered why I was getting notifications from various twitter accounts with 8 numbers after the name and some weird emojis in the username demanding I release the nutter from my ownership after my last comprehensive victory but it was such a one-sided mission accomplished that I've forgotten his name so I've just sent a tweet to @PaulOrSteve saying he's free to investigate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    WE HAVE A LIVE(?) ONE!!!!

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-67708418

    Dr Limp, get your arse down there and be our man on the ground.
    Missus is in Norwich on Friday can get her to do a Facebook live from the scene?

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    I believe TikTok is the road to Ghoulish fame these days, but yes please.

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    She is definitely in a rush in the footage. Russian sleeper agent activated

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    Clearly in a rush to pack boxes for the Albanian Mafia.

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    King of the divers Peter Faulding has piped up offering help.

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    DEAD: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-67728331

    However coming in the other direction is this lad, some story I think: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67725568

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    Nothing about the Norfolk woman makes sense. Pops into work until lunch, goes to a park to do some yoga at lunchtime then croaks herself? Nah

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    It's The Balloon.

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    Maybe she's mental?

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    So the timeline was she skipped out of work early while trying to call a friend, wandered around the town when said friend was unable to talk and then went into a park, stripped down to some yoga gear?

    I can only assume complete mental breakdown over something. Definitely nothing floating and ominous.

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    The Balloon is officially a serial killer.

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    I think if you say something about The Balloon a 6th time on the same page you might get the pop you're looking for.

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    What is "the balloon" anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    What is "the balloon" anyway?
    The Chinese Spy Balloon story kicked off around the same time that the dog walker went missing. I made a gag about it and it has apparently changed Mahows life.

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    Oh yeah, forgot about that.

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    Got a feeling it might be the balloon lads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soldier View Post
    Got a feeling it might be the balloon lads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    The Chinese Spy Balloon story kicked off around the same time that the dog walker went missing. I made a gag about it and it has apparently changed Mahows life.

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    Could have another one lads. Rumours of police searching a river in Thetford looking for a woman all over my Facebook.

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    Why can women not be trusted around rivers?

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    Mermaid propoganda

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    It makes you wonder what exactly rivers and balloons know doesn't it. Terrifying.

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    I for one welcome our new subaquatic-balloon overlords.

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    It's the balloon.

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