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Thread: Apprentice 2023: Is "Determination" A Weakness???

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    Well, fuck me, that went loads better than I thought.

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    lol, wtf?

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    Maybe she's just realised they're too unbearable to spend weeks with.

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    Clear that the women were a lot better in that task.

    The one who walked should have waited to enjoy the prize.

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    The pest control bloke looks distractingly like Chris Morris.

    And Sohail looks a bit like Beni from the 90s Mummy film.

    Edit. Not Sohail, wrong bloke altogether. Is his name Avi or something? The skinny bloke.
    Last edited by Ian; 12-01-2023 at 09:52 PM.

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    "For me, Clive, he's rolled that dough too well if anything"

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    Grumpy Humpy?

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    Giggles would love the diversity they've gone for.

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    The cold dead eyes on those kids...

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    Has she read a book for a 2-4 year old?

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    The non-disabled kid is also disabled.

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    I genuinely think I could draw better than that and I can't draw.

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    They somehow look worse animated.

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    "you three lovely people" makes it sound like he doesn't know their names yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    They somehow look worse animated.

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    "The concept as you've just shits"


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    Basically calling a 2-4 year old an idiot, top work.

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    Is this lot the least capable of talking like human beings so far? Of the ones in the pitches basically only Simba looked like he had a clue what he was doing.

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    Don't get many easier calls than that.

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    Cannons basically admitting to doing fuck all is a bold strategy.

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    Cannons

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    Scavenger hunt task next

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Scavenger hunt task next

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    The shittest task to be PM on.

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    I hated that episode on every level. The task wasn't remotely a business task, having the groups split into two with one creating the characters and the other coming up with the story was purely designed to trip them up, and teaching fucking two year olds about inclusion and diversity.

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    Yeah it's really irritating the amount they complicate the task just to fuck them over now. They are bringing dross like Cannons to the process, just let them do it properly. They'll still fuck it up, in fact it will be funnier when they do.

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    It was also clear that this week, one of the animators was absolutely shit. The quality of the character illustrations was so poor, it was the sort of thing you'd expect a 6th former to produce. We didn't see any of the creation at all, they just suddenly had animated characters and a background that were miles apart in quality.

    I find it hard to believe that the losing team explicitly asked for something that shit.

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    Obviously a shit task where they were doomed to fail, but I can confirm that in Ti and Mo, a CBBC commissioned programme with millions of episodes, neither of the main characters have hands or feet [well certainly not the little one whichever that one is].

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    Still weeping at losing Cannons.

    What a hero he was.

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    Pretty sure you can find literally anything in Snoopers Paradise so it'll be interesting to see if they find their way there.

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    These dickheads have clearly never heard "Brimful of Asha".

    Shameful.

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    They rang one florist and she said it's a fossil so they go to another flower shop...

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    Enjoyed the one dickhead saying he wasn't going to screw the record shop owner out of 50p while getting the record at 50p off.

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    Happy flashbacks to the year they bought an actual octopus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Still weeping at losing Cannons.

    What a hero he was.
    What are Cannons for if not to be fired? He fulfilled his destiny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    They rang one florist and she said it's a fossil so they go to another flower shop...
    While she was clearly googling it, no less.

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    The modelling man has made some decent cash for fuck all work.

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    Why do these dickheads not decide to go to another shop rather than get fisted by a shop owner?

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    And these dickheads buying a home barometer.

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    Karen destroying them with some quality "he/she'd have sold it for X" lines

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    That "prize" looks like hell.

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    Love a bit of Only Fools and Horses.

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    Was that new man from Phoneshop as Del Boy?

    Mark is the worst in this, I hope he's fired and they keep the Scottish guy whose face is entirely in the southern hemisphere of his head

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    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    Was that new man from Phoneshop as Del Boy?

    Mark is the worst in this, I hope he's fired and they keep the Scottish guy whose face is entirely in the southern hemisphere of his head
    Wiki does say he was in Phoneshop.

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    Mark is so fucking shit and lol at him just saying "BAROMETER".

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    How the fuck has Mark escaped?

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    "I would like to put myself forward as PM as I have seen an electric vehicle."

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    Sub team about to low blow the PM.

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    Zip Zap is not only a shit name but that logo is horrific.

    Edit: Hiring a model who can't ride a bike

    Shazia has to go.
    Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 02-02-2023 at 09:23 PM.

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    The logo was something off MS Publisher.

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