Apprentice 2023: Is "Determination" A Weakness???

[Ian]

The Apprentice 2023

Episode 1 air date: Thursday 5th of January (TONIGHT)

Hosts: Sugar, Brady and Tim Campbell. Claude is back for two episodes as aide.
Tom Allen on You're Fired.

The Dickheads: https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/7...b/p0dss48j.jpg

Top quotes:

What is your USP?

My unique selling point

So you don't have one. Got it.

What is your biggest weakness?

My biggest weakness is also my biggest stre-

What is your biggest weakness?

Some people think it’s a weakness, but I think it’s a skill. I am able to handle pressure

Oh yeah, good one pal, I've often been surrounded by composed, calm colleagues and thought "I wish this cunt would crumble under pressure a bit more." Trapdoor for you too.

What is your biggest weakness?

My biggest weakness, some could call a strength in my opinion, is sometimes being a little too unusual. Some people might think, ‘why did you go to Malta to fire cannons when you could be earning so much more in the City of London?’

....why DID you go to Malta to fire cannons? And why do you look like this?

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What is your biggest weakness?

I remember when I first got diagnosed with Dyslexia

Shit origin story. NEXT.

“I’m always being compared to the Kim Kardashian of the business world because I’m doing business with a hint of glam.”

Erm. If there is a "Kim Kardashian of the business world" is that not, y'know, Kim Kardashian?

What is your USP?

My USP is my ADHD

My favourite already is Simba:



Episode 1: "Lord Sugar's search for a new business partner is back, and this year's 18 candidates kick things off on the Caribbean island of Antigua. Under the watchful eye of Baroness Karren Brady and Claude Littner, the teams must sell and run bespoke tours. After bickering on the beach and some woeful negotiations, back in the boardroom, one candidate is sent packing."

Antigua. Now that's a proper task. Good riddance, lockdown.