Yeah, boy, after watching all those foreigners ponce about it's time for REAL FOOTBALL.
Just look at United's December opponents. Burnley! Nottingham Forest! Wolverhampton Wanderers! Those have all the romance of Qatar and the exotic allure of Poland so who needs the World Cup anyway?
And I don't need Christmas anyway, because what could be a better present than starting three football threads in one month? Absolute bliss.