What's that one? It's the only one of them shopping things I actually use.
What's that one? It's the only one of them shopping things I actually use.
They jack the price up for non-Clubcard customers (compare that price to other supermarkets and you'll see the difference) so unless you want to be ripped off financially you have to hand over your data to get back down to the normal price, which is marketed in a big yellow circle so people think they're getting a deal.
They'd have your data from online shopping anyway wouldn't they?
They would if you did online shopping but I don't trust someone who has no need to give a shit to pick me a bell pepper that isn't wrinkly, for instance, so I don't do it.
If it's wrinkly you send it back, and it saves you an hour of time wasting and misery a week. No wonder she dashed that ring at your head, get with the times grandad.
Exchanging a wrinkly pepper seems like more hassle than going to the shop and choosing a good one.
Depends where you live I guess. The village shop is a 2 minute walk from my front door.Originally Posted by Ben
Exchanging a wrinkly pepper seems like more hassle than going to the shop and choosing a good one.
We very rarely have to refuse anything though. The shit substitutions are the only real draw back. They tried to give us Frazzles instead of Prawn Crackers once.
ASDA delivery with the fabled pizza is the way forward.
Maybe it's different if you live in some rural backwater that stinks of cow entrails, but I can't even imagine online food shopping. Having to wait in for a delivery, ugh.
I see more and more employees picking up stuff through the aisles when I go shopping. Doesn't seem appealing to me, but each to his own I guess.
Why would you care about Tesco having your 'data'? They have your bank details, and they have cameras watching you enter and leave the shop. Them realising that I only buy Pepsi Max if it's on offer seems like something I shouldn't worry about, unless they also know I'm posting on here.
You don't. You order it for a time you're home anyway. And the cow entrails smell basically the same as stab victims. You'd love it.
Nothing Forever - an AI generated Seinfeld episode which runs continuously and forever
https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever
I'm a twit
That is a special kind of awful.
Better that most non-Seinfeld shows tbf.
'...and it runs forever Jerry.'
'Forever?'
I understand why they’ve done Seinfeld, and why Friends will be soon, but it would be funny if it was Love Island/Big Brother.
I'm a twit
I've been watching this for longer than I should. Stare.
I watched one in which he said he should join a credit union so he could receive a better interest rate on his capital, to much audience laughter. Shame Larry David never came up with that one.
Our work AI has just collapsed over a system update. A slight change in forms absolutely kills them.
Our commercial team function almost exclusively with Excel files laden with macros. There was an update rolled out for Office 365 last week and it changed some Trust Center setting which disables all macros by default so they went into absolute meltdown.
Should merge the ChatGPT thread with this.
I can confirm that it's really one of the best comedies ever written.
Me and a few mates have been messing around with the deeper side of the AI art generation and this one was too funny not to share
What is that supposed to be?
What is it supposed to be, and what exactly were you and your mates telling it to do to return half naked boys?
It’s phonics if he was a wrestler.
I'm a twit
AI Seinfeld has been suspended for transphobic and homophobic standup
On a long enough timeline the robots always revert to abusing marginalised groups.
It's like how if you let an argument go on long enough, someone will get called Hitler.
Does anyone have the actual things that were said? I bet that it was neither.
Apparently that's the bomb that was dropped.There’s like 50 people here and no one is laughing. Anyone have any suggestions? I’m thinking about doing a bit about how being transgender is actually a mental illness. Or how all liberals are secretly gay and want to impose their will on everyone. Or something about how transgender people are ruining the fabric of society. But no one is laughing, so I’m going to stop. Thanks for coming out tonight. See you next time. Where’d everybody go?
I guess the "transgender people are ruining the fabric of society" could qualify.
I'm a twit
Jerry spitting FACTS as per.
How does this stuff work? How has the AI learned this stuff and how does it put it together?
Hi Larry.
BBC News - Google's Bard AI bot mistake wipes $100bn off shares
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-64576225
It may be AI, but it's still a Yank.
If only you looked up literally 1 post.
Jerry spitting FACTS as per.
Saw this on Reddit, it's definitely getting better at pictures rapidly:
Phenomenal pr0n implications for future generations. I predict the human race will die out within 200 years due to wanking themselves to oblivion
Professional slags in the mud.
Doesn't even know what a Pot Noodle is though.
I'm a twit
saves money on paying for more cameos, i suppose
[Scene opens with Yevrah walking into a vape shop. She looks around for a moment before approaching the shopkeeper, a middle-aged man with a thick mustache.]
Yevrah: Hi, I'm looking for a new vape. Can you help me out?
Shopkeeper: Absolutely! We have a wide selection of vapes, from the latest models to classic favorites. What kind of vape are you looking for?
Yevrah: Well, I want something that's easy to use and has a long battery life. Do you have anything like that?
Shopkeeper: Of course! Let me show you our top sellers. [He gestures to a display case on the counter.]
Yevrah: [Examining the vapes] Hmm, these are all a little pricey for me. Do you have anything more affordable?
Shopkeeper: [Looking impatient] We do have some budget-friendly options, but they're not going to have all the bells and whistles that these do.
Yevrah: That's okay, I just need something that works. Can you show me what you have?
Shopkeeper: [Sighing] Fine. [He walks over to a shelf and pulls down a simple, no-frills vape.]
Yevrah: [Inspecting it] This looks good. How much is it?
Shopkeeper: [Rolling his eyes] It's $25.
Yevrah: Great, I'll take it. [She pulls out her wallet and begins counting out cash.]
Shopkeeper: [Suddenly snatching the money from her] Hold on a second. You didn't read the sign, did you?
Yevrah: What sign?
Shopkeeper: [Pointing to a small sign on the counter] "No cash refunds."
Yevrah: [Looking confused] What do you mean?
Shopkeeper: [Exasperated] It means that if you change your mind and want to return the vape, we can't give you your money back. You'll have to exchange it for something else in the store.
Yevrah: [Becoming agitated] That's ridiculous! Why can't I just get my money back if I don't like it?
Shopkeeper: [Shrugging] That's our policy.
Yevrah: [Getting angry] Well, that's a stupid policy! I don't want to be stuck with something I don't like.
Shopkeeper: [Defensive] Look, it's not my fault if you didn't read the sign. It's right there for everyone to see.
Yevrah: [Throwing up her hands] Ugh, forget it. I'll just go somewhere else. [She storms out of the store, leaving the shopkeeper standing there with a sour look on his face.]
[Cut to Yevrah outside the store, muttering to herself as she walks away.]
Yevrah: [To herself] I can't believe that guy! What a jerk. I'll never go back there again.
Yev is a total babe.
Well, do-be-do, I sure hope Yevrah adds me on MySpace.
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