Apparently hair pulling isn’t a foul unless deemed violent conduct.
Apparently hair pulling isn’t a foul unless deemed violent conduct.
I'm a twit
That's what I tell the missus.
Could have done without the image of you getting pegged.
Both things could have been fouls, but were nothing to do with the goals, so just pointless bleating. On the Havertz fouls Chelsea had possession of the ball again before the goal ffs.
Havertz bleating about not getting a marginal call for a foul when he's missing sitters laid on a silver platter for him by Reece James. Chelsea won't have much joy this season if he's their starting 'centre forward'.
Not signing Jesus was stupid. One of the only forwards who actually properly fits their style perfectly. Now Tuchel is trying to go back to old faithful with Aubameyang which will never work out well.
Havertz was fine, he was really good yesterday that one change aside. I don’t think he’ll ever be clinical but then who is at Chelsea.
Ruptured Achilles for Diego Carlos. Almost definitely done for the season.
Thoroughly enjoying the Bundesliga highlights show on Sky Sports. Mondays at 11pm. Did they have the rights to German football last season too?
Köln registering an xG of 4.6 () in their first game against Schalke (who are now BACK!). Daniel Farke is in charge at Gladbach, following an invasion-disrupted 2 month stint in Krasnodar.
German fans wear their club colours really well. Every game looks fantastic.
Adults wearing football tops is a bit noncey
Every German game I've been to (all at Bayern, it must be said) has mainly featured double or triple denim with club badges sewn into it.
Germany, caught between East and West/North and South as ever, awkwardly tries to both enjoy the game itself but also turn it into a big gay organised chanting festival. Hence the denim and probably massive white trainers as well.
Maybe it's just the good weather has them out minus their denim.
Also, the politicking at PSG is hilarious: https://www.theguardian.com/football...appe-split-psg
We all know Neymar is nakedly self-indulgent and lazy, but Mbappe sounds like a conniving little rat.
Does Mbappe need to connive now? It's his club.
Neymar's been there five years? Jesus Christ, what a waste.
You, a hater, might call it a waste but he's the one with all those Coupe de Frances' to show for it.
Sky had it last year, seemed quiet on the publicity front though, and a very limited/non-existent production.
They throw free games out to their youtube channel. Presumably to die. Sorry, 'the'.
Nat Phillips starting games in 2022.
However, Milner starts so the win is in the bag.
If I make it through this itll be the most EPL Ive watched in a weekend in about five years.
So much better with an attack minded CM/CAM type in there already.
This is going to be an ungodly bumming.
That's a cracking counter attack.
7 games on the bounce conceding first.
Beautiful from Eze to begin with
To be fair, that pitch is looking a bit too green.
The referees really don’t blow the whistle for any fouls this season so far
I have no idea how this isn't about 5-1. Such a confusing game at times.
Harvey doing bits. Team also performing well, just a shame we're having to rely on these 2 favela cunts upfront for output, fuck me.
Darwin's ability to stretch the play is gonna be incredible with Thiago back though, not sure why the defender bother following the spastic.
What a thick cunt he is.
Great sell from Andersen.
That's some finish.
Balls.
You fucking beauty. Forget Darwin this boy's our star.
You'll never walk alone eh.
That Nunes sending off is hilarious.
Greatest atmosphere in the world is absolutely PUMPING.
In the Brighton game at the weekend I think I saw something I've not seen probably since playing in U13 football, which was the referee giving an obvious offside whilst the linesman dithered, his brain obviously malfunctioning as to whether this minor passage of play on the halfway line might actually lead directly to a goal.
Good to see Nunez is the right type of Uruguayan forward [although are they all just mental/idiots]?
As someone else said, not sure I thought Nat Phillips would be starting games this season, so that was an interesting thing. Gomez game time as well. Cupboard must be bare.
At least there's a chance of improvement in the next three games without that donkey up front.
Proper head scratcher that.
Moment of lunacy for Nunez aside, the performance was pretty much perfect. On another night there could have been 7 or 8 goals.
Has anybody done Mr Shaky Hands Man from Bonzai for Tuchel-Conte?
Title over, you don't catch Pep's City from 4 points behind with 36 games to go.
Love this. Proper man's game.
Andersen.