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Thread: August football: This was nearly called "Ballgust"

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    Yeah, that fall is something else. Would only have been better if he'd started twitching on the ground.

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    Should’ve just pulled his hair.
    I'm a twit

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    Expert winding up going on there. Love it.

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    Worst part for Nunez is that he's just given every centre back the blue print on what to do against him. First eligible game back is against Everton, so I doubt he'll be starting that.

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    Redemption.

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    He's not gonna do it again, Klopp and the boys won't allow it whereas your favela cunts like Suarez were too big to be told what to do. I'm just pissed that he's got a big-money move and opportunity to spearhead our attack off the back of physical attributes alone but we've fallen for it just because he's white and not the BLM variety.

    Mehdi Taremi would have cost a third and been the perfect player but no, he's 30 and a hairy muslim with no tattoos so no, it doesn't make sense. Least it gives Jota a clean run at starting regularly this season.

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    Worse than the headbutts were the several shanked efforts and just general inability to hit the ball cleanly. Andy Carroll vibes.

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    I had never seen Darwin Núńez until yesterday and didn't really know anything about him, so had assumed from the name he was a Colombian/Ecuadorean black guy. Turns out he's actually an evolutionary step backwards in the footballing origi(n) of species.

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    Liverpool, of course, famous for their no hairy tattooless 30 year old muslim policies.

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    Please don't file the body-waxing POS in with us, his time will come just as it did with Salman.

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    Yeah, those matching pyjamas deserve a fatwa.

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    He looked like he had blond highlights last night, which all but confirms that it was his little cock in those pictures.

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    Decent game at Ibrox. Sangare looks a gem of a player.

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    RTE are showing Rangers. There’s another tick in the ‘I’ll go to jail before I ever pay a tv licence again’ column.

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    Up the Ra(ngers).

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    Oh dear.

    Swansea conceding 2 goals in stoppage time to draw 2-2 is pretty lol also, then you see they were both OGs as well.

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    Ruud.

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    I feel genuinely sorry for him.

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    To be fair that's a bit unlucky really, unless he was in a terrible position to start with I suppose, I don't really know enough about goalkeeping.

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    Surely if you have any uncertainty from there you just punch it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post


    Oh dear.

    Swansea conceding 2 goals in stoppage time to draw 2-2 is pretty lol also, then you see they were both OGs as well.


    Two quality goals for Swansea and then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    Surely if you have any uncertainty from there you just punch it.
    I can see the logic of holding it. Tipping it over the bar is the safest option but you don't want a 96th minute corner. So he went for the grab in the hopes of going to ground, wasting the last few seconds and seeing the game out.

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    Was wondering why Hearts weren’t playing Zurich in Zurich. Apparently the local council didn’t have much faith in Zurich and the stadium has been rented out for Ed Sheeran amongst other activities

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62581660

    Chelsea's Marc Cucurella says he will never cut his long hair - even though it played a role in Tottenham's late equaliser at Stamford Bridge on Sunday.
    Apart from the overall lol nature of this story, can we just be clear that it played literally no "role in Tottenham's late equaliser at Stamford Bridge on Sunday".

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    Well there would have been no equaliser if it was given as a foul and that would have been game over init lad

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    Free kick would have been blocked and looped in comically, such is the nature of the infinite possibilities on offer if one decides to meddle with the time line.

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    This is nice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Free kick would have been blocked and looped in comically, such is the nature of the infinite possibilities on offer if one decides to meddle with the time line.
    Leave Waff alone, he is absolutely, categorically, not a Chelsea fan.

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    Wait, Hector Bellerin is still an Arsenal player?

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    I'm all for people having second teams, especially in a different country, but isn't the unwritten rule that you don't pick a giant of the game? How old was Waffle when Roman rolled into London?

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    My Scottish team is Inverness Caley, so we both spend our spare time supporting a plastic mess that wear blue and can't expand their stadium for geographical reasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    I'm all for people having second teams, especially in a different country, but isn't the unwritten rule that you don't pick a giant of the game? How old was Waffle when Roman rolled into London?
    8 during the greatest summer of all. Fat Frank getting 2 at Bolton before KP with his blonde streaks in his hair donning Shane Warne all over the gaff

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    Mine have all gone by the wayside these days (Sampdoria, Tottenham, Stuttgart). I'm too old for more than one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    My Scottish team is Inverness Caley, so we both spend our spare time supporting a plastic mess that wear blue and can't expand their stadium for geographical reasons.
    How has it taken this long to be flushed out. I thought your second team would’ve been Forres mechanics. Still,

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    I have your back. Inverness is a shit away day but Ross County is the best in Scotland. The Mallard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    8 during the greatest summer of all. Fat Frank getting 2 at Bolton before KP with his blonde streaks in his hair donning Shane Warne all over the gaff
    Aye, 2005 was a great summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    How has it taken this long to be flushed out. I thought your second team would’ve been Forres mechanics. Still,
    Could have been Mecchies, Buckie or even Elgin at a push if they weren't all basically pub teams, so Caley it is.

    Anything past Inverness makes me remember truly ghastly childhood summer holidays being driven 4 hours up to Thurso and spending 8 hours at Dunrobin Castle, so no time for Ross County I'm afraid.

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    Apparently pulling hair is violent conduct after all.

    Take that Daniel Passarella.

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    Nunes and that Portuguese front 6 promise a lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Nunes and that Portuguese front 6 promise a lot
    Its been going on for like 6 years now.

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    Extremely small time after a draw, but considering how much it's wound the fuck out of Bohemians fans it's beautiful. Duffer



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    What happened to Connor Coady? Went from being captain and never missing a game for Wolves to being allowed to leave on loan to a rival. Strange one, that.

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    Not Portuguese enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    What happened to Connor Coady? Went from being captain and never missing a game for Wolves to being allowed to leave on loan to a rival. Strange one, that.
    Can’t play in a back 4.

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    Leicester could be a bit knackered.

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    Arsenal could hit double figures here if they want.

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    That is a lovely finish.

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    I've had to mute this because of that fucking awful Saliba chant they've been singing all game.

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    Impressive from Dortmund to be 2-0 up at home in the 88th minute and still lose.

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    Arsenal are looking distressingly good this season.

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