What did Haaland do? I checked LiveScore expecting to see a red card or a missed penalty after reading above. Did he miss a sitter or something?
What did Haaland do? I checked LiveScore expecting to see a red card or a missed penalty after reading above. Did he miss a sitter or something?
He was just shite all round, but yes, he managed to miss this.
He missed on purpose out of respect for the clock.
Died with Hillsborough, not of Hillsborough.
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Haaland is just a bigger and more autistic Timo Werner. High line merchants
Thought he took his first chance well enough, was a good save, no idea why he didn't head the second one and he was in full carthorse mode by the end.
He'll probably be fine once City start playing balls in behind for him.
Why is ake starting over John stones?
I’m not sure I’ve seen a good ake performance for city. Seems a level below Laporte/stones.
Interesting that konate still can’t displace matip either.
Just seen the Haaland miss, that is pretty special
He looks dreadful in the City kit, doesn't suit him at all.
Just seen it on the news there too. Atrocious miss.
When did teams start celebrating winning the shield so vigorously?
It was the last trophy for Henderson to win in a Liverpool shirt. He’s copped the lot now.
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*and get 15 headers on target.
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He's either going to be Ruud Van Nistelrooy or Christian Benteke. I don't think there's any in between.
If he was like pre injury Benteke then he’ll be class. There’s a reason Zimidy (rip) was in love with him.
Norwegian Peter Crouch.
How many of you are watching the final? A Snickers advert on youtube just informed me I am only half a fan if I don't supoort the Lionesses.
Stefflon Don.
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Germany losing thier star striker in the warm up.
THE FUCKING BALL CAR IS THERE.
Let's go.
My first “Lionesses” game, this. Here we go.
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I'm watching a United friendly instead.
Garnacho is going to be a proper player.
I'm heading out now and probably won't be back before full time, so before I go, I just want to say - in true Boris Johnson Brexit Column style - that:
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1) What a glorious win for our Lionesses. As you all know I have been a long term fan of woman's football, and let me tell you - what a triumph this is. The girls have proven that womens football is not inferior to the men's game. No, it's actually superior. Do you realise how many of these women will have been playing while they're on the blob? Atleast 3 per team probably. Terry Butcher knows nothing of the sacrifice these ladies have made for our country. Well in girls. #ItsComingHome
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2) Why were you sad saps even watching this shit? Of course they were going to bottle it. Have you never met an English woman? Nice of you all to buy into the BBC's "Woman's Football is just Football" agenda though.
Forgot this was on [forshame] but just tuned in for the second half and Germany are all over them.
The German keeper can be all over me if she wants #phwoar
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That had been coming.
Will take a lot for England to win now I feel.
Just turned on my first Lioness match. Hope they win.
Fairly standard England in a big game performance so far, hopefully they can find a different ending.
I've not watched a minute of this until today so obviously the lionesses are emulating their male counterparts with a late capitulation.
Cracking jiggle there.
Pretty alright, that.
That corner ball was magnificent.
Turns out in was Pip Neville holding them back I guess.
My main takeaway from the post-match is that they're much more relatable than the men's team. Well done to them.