It's 2.50am.

[Smjffy]

Hope all is well.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just post your story here, stop being a drama queen.

[Smjffy]

Not now please, Mahow.

[Baz]

If the person you’re hoping DMs you is Mellin, you’ll be waiting a while.

Hope whatever’s going on gets better soon.

I tweeted this morning something about Chris Benoit making a wise choice, or something, and my mate tried to stage an intervention in WhatsApp, presumably thinking I was about to top myself and murder my wife and kids. Whereas in reality I’m so tired and just want to sleep.

[Smjffy]

I still haven't ruled out that one day we'll find out that Chris Benoit got framed.

[Giggles]

If the person you’re hoping DMs you is Mellin, you’ll be waiting a while.

Hope whatever’s going on gets better soon.

I tweeted this morning something about Chris Benoit making a wise choice, or something, and my mate tried to stage an intervention in WhatsApp, presumably thinking I was about to top myself and murder my wife and kids. Whereas in reality I’m so tired and just want to sleep.

In fairness, going that route just to say you’re tired is some pretty top-tier attention seeking. I expect you’d have been more disappointed if nobody had noticed.

[Baz]

I expect you’d have been more disappointed if nobody had noticed.

Genuinely absolutely not.

[Spikey M]

Must be hard finding time to sleep when you're busy BANTERING like this.

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[Baz]

Gottem

[Kikó]

Alan partridge banter. Gif