If he has been then he was in the Schofield line.
If he has been then he was in the Schofield line.
He's probably gone round again.
Presumably, statistically speaking, someone is going to die in THE QUEUE.
I struggle to understand how people can be in a moving queue for so long. With an overnight queue at least you aren't shuffling forward every few minutes so you can just camp and get comfortable, but this shit is beyond me.
Best not to worry about it Toon. For once a load of people are doing something that I never would, but they're not preaching about it or telling others that they should be doing it and they're a cunt if they don't.
It's quite refreshing and a throwback to how things used to be before all this absolute arse came along.
I've been out of the country since Thursday morning and basically every single missive I've received from Blighty ever since has been about the queue, even though I don't know a single person who has gone in it. Has it culturally taken over, like some sort of virus?
It's not that bad, but I suspect it's taken over to the extent it has as there really isn't anything else newsworthy to say about the Queen dying and there hasn't been for days.
It's our Mecca now.
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It's a shame Lewis has been lost to London though, I imagine it going down as it would have done to Kaleb on Clarkson's Farm if the Amazon crew hadn't been there with him.
I joined the queue at 02:15, and got out of Westminster Hall at I think 15:25, so less than the initial fourteen hour estimate. The park took about an hour but was constantly moving, but then they throttle it between there and Tower Bridge and leave you standing around for an hour, and then again at Tower Bridge, which must have been more like a two hour wait because we didn't move until it was light. From then it keeps moving, but at an annoying rate where it moves fifty feet, then stops for a few minutes, then roughly the same. That means you're not actually waiting around forever, and there are plenty of things to keep you refreshed and not pissing yourself along the way, but you also don't really get a rest. I'm reasonably strong and fit, but my legs and lower back were in bits two thirds in. Respect to the old people and kids doing it. That said, I think if you were sufficiently well briefed about its flow, and didn't chance upon a super detective grass, you could quite easily cut most of it out and blend back in.
We were also in the group that got fucking kettled - no other word for it - when Charles and William came down. A Welsh policeman appeared, told everyone to 'pick up the pace' (an old woman fell flat on her boat and he just ignored her), only to find the end of the path blocked off. I happened to be side near the barrier, mainly because I had been walking on the wrong side like a rebel, but when I heard the same stupid Welsh copper say 'William is coming down' I offered to swap with a mother and child we had been queueing with so they could have a better view of him. If I had known the gaffer was coming, and that they would get to shake his hand, I wouldn't have offered. Serves me right for being nice.
That MASSIVE let down aside, I'm glad I did it.
I hope someone is watching the livestream. Lewis better make a gesture at the camera
How did it feel in the hall itself? Oh and where does the Schofield queue start?
Ffs we could have had a TTH member shake the King’s hand? That was our big break you bastard.
We could have potentially got a shout out at the funeral.
Could've slipped him a TTH card. BOTTLEJOB of the century.
It didn't do anything to me other than on an interest level, but that probably says more about me than it. I got told to move along because I was looking at the medieval ceiling, but my dawdling meant I got to see them change the guard, so lol at the referee.
Lots of Northern Irish people in the queue, and they all seem to be able to locate each other like bees.
Stop playing the hard man and admit you cried.
How’s the queue the second time round Lewis?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62944148
They've been .... really quick to publish the names and addresses of these two.
Two incidents in a procession of what could well be millions, and YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE...
You could rape your way through a crèche and your details wouldn’t be out there as quick.
And you wouldn't be in court two days later.
Impressive that the Westminster Mags are open on Monday.
Surprised they're not going for "treason".
You're the expert.
Looks like playing the long game on the queue was the best strategy.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62946729
Rehabilitating the nonce in full swing on the BBC top headlines section.
The firm need to do him in really, he's such a cunt that there's no hope of getting him to shut up as long as he's still breathing.
He did himself in with the interview they told him not to do. Just arrange more of those.
Cleaner than a car crash anyway.
Heard the new boss is big into homeopathy. Lol at that.
People need to lay off Prince Andrew.
So he paid for some brass, and yeah that brass turned out to be a YTS. Not his fault.
She knew why she was there, so don't be giving it all the innocent victim now lady.
Not many people have it in them to come blazing onto the board after months away to declare themselves staunchly pro-noncing.
I suppose we have to credit your resolve if nothing else.
Maybe children should think about their actions before they get into the child trafficking business?
The spirit of Pavel lives on forever
That's some re-entry.
That'll be the quote the prosecution bases a lot of their case around
Oh dear.
Speaking of nonces, didn't realise the queue jumper has form...
The groom cupboard.
Alot more people are starting to find out about this now. Hopefully that's the end of him and Holly. If we can find a way to take down Gino D'Acampo and that hideous Bristolian woman then we're golden.