Sounds like the Queen isn't feeling too bright.
The 9-5 grind and that monotonous factory work finally catching up with the old lass?
No doubt she'll last till about 110 now.
Sounds like the Queen isn't feeling too bright.
The 9-5 grind and that monotonous factory work finally catching up with the old lass?
No doubt she'll last till about 110 now.
It'll be HM King Charles III, HRH is for plebs.
Isn't he going to be George VII or something or did they give up on that idea?
I think he taking the name 'Floyd'.
HM King Floyd
I thought that was based on the previous Charleses being a bit shit, although Charles II has probably been rehabilitated since then.Originally Posted by niko_cee
Charles II was well known for shagging around, so it fits Charles III as well.
Will they just change a couple of words of the national anthem or is this the chance to go a bit jazzy at last?
There was always talk of him not taking Charles when he got the gig.
Camilla is beaming and Charles is verging on despondent at this speech.
One step closer to the throne for Lord Kiko.
Old sausage fingers, you mean?
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Might as well make a HM King William V thread.
Fuck that noise. Skip straight to George and go for a King Joffrey stint.
My fingers are not sausages.
No wonder the Germans are discriminating against you.
Lolololol
That seems to have been squashed pretty quickly.
Reckon this could be it. (Can’t link properly on my phone)
https://twitter.com/kateemccann/status/1567835585212997640?s=46&t=7st5EEfDbDNexrreFYx1cA
Under medical supervision apparently. Probably wait till the work day is over to announce she's dead.
Fingers crossed for the Charles in Charge theme.
Charles and William on their way to Balmoral, and announcing she's under medical supervision when you would think she would be under 24/7 supervision anyway given her age and status, is quite telling. A late night announcement might be on the cards here.
That meeting with Liz obviously sent her over the edge
Probably as good as time as any to abolish the monarchy.
She was probably on borrowed time when Phil went. She just hung around long enough to tell Boris to fuck off.
Although she did look very frail in that picture with Truss. Hands all bruised like she'd had IVs hooked up. Truss' tweet looks a bit weird if she's not on death's door.
"Comfortable and resting" apparently. Catfished again.
RIP The Queen, Long live the King.
All those clips doing the rounds of teenage Truss saying she hates the monarchy, maybe all this "thicko horrible incompetent Tory" thing has just been a long term assassination plot and she's poisoned her.
That's my headcanon now anyway.
The last two guests on BBC (the one on now openly speculating what time they'll announce it) are dressed all in black. Seems they know but they're not allowed to say until the guard places the note of mourning at Buckingham Palace.
Looks worse and worse in every appearance, her hands were literally dead in colour when meeting Truss with only makeup probably keeping us all from shitting ourselves at the sight of her. Proper sad
London Bridge is down?
Even the nonce is heading to Balmoral.
Yeah, that seals it, she's on her way out if not already.
The kids have literally just gone back to school, she can absolutely fuck off if she's thinking about dying and triggering some sort of week of national mourning.
Do we get a day off?
I always thought we would, but Wikipedia thinks otherwise.
As agreed by the Queen and the prime minister, the day of the funeral will be declared a day of national mourning, although a bank holiday will not be granted.
This Guardian article from a few years ago outlines what will/might happen: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...-london-bridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5hzJNWIrY
If you can get past the insufferable narrator, this lays out the process.
Huw Edwards took the chair from the previous presenter at 8 minutes to the hour dressed in all black.
She's already dead, isn't she?
Have they put the dour music on all the radio stations yet?
George Ezra 'in the mud'.
Yeah I think so. "Comfortable and resting" is just code for "dosed up with morphine".
BBC One have cleared all programming, just killing time until they're allowed to announce it (which might be a while until Harry gets there).
I tested Radio 2 on the way back from lunch, some downbeat singer songwriter number, but Radio 3 was quite jolly. They probably don't give a fuck.
Absolutely this based on my recent experience.
Next Friday if she passes on today.
I'm on holiday in France from next Thursday, thank fuck for that.
This is a horrendous week for Rangers and Lewis
We've got Forest away next Friday so I'll be fuming if that's moved.
His Majesty's Rangers getting that new monarch bounce.
My horse is supposed to have her first race on Monday. Gonna be annoyed if it’s called off.
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