They must have raked in Ł150m off Burn, White, Bissouma and Cucurella for about a Ł30m outlay. Fair play.
They must have raked in Ł150m off Burn, White, Bissouma and Cucurella for about a Ł30m outlay. Fair play.
Why does the whopper “here we go” everything?
Think he's just a bit bored with his medical career, to be honest
Here we go!
Cucurella: "I understand that, without my agreement, Brighton have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am playing for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Brighton for 2023. I will not be playing for Brighton next year.
He's doubling down.
How bold of him to double down on someone else’s work.
Ziyech to Man Utd apparently. Good move for all.
The bald fuck literally hasn't a clue, has he? Midget CBs and flakey malnourished Arabs are not going to cut it outside Farmeredivisie, any idiot should know this and he's still trying to get together the Class of 19.
Ł60m bid for Fofana from Chelsea rejected by Leicester.
They should throw a spare goalkeeper into the deal.
Cucurella confirmed and Colwill only going on loan.
Ł62m with add-ons. Boehly throwing money about.
Chelsea's statement is good.
Chilwell - Cucurella - Thiago Silva - Koulibaly - James
I'm a twit
Chilwel and Cucurella must be rotated, right? Or?
Cucurella taking over from Rudiger as the rampaging centre back should be fun.
And Sterling, Werner and Havertz burying them at the other end. Unstoppable.
Might win another Champions League I suppose
Monkeypox will have to start going some for that to happen.
Ł62m for Cucurella is absolute insanity, even in a world where fees are apparently meaningless.
Most dominant XG performance of all time that CL run
Murmurings that La Liga are not allowing Barca to register their signings. Fucking hell I hope it's true.
Tebas suicide-bombing the world's second smuggest city would be a fitting achievement for a true giant of sports admin.
Told everyone he'd flop hard and that Kai Havertz was the true don.
Don.
(I do actually think Havertz is good).
Werner is definitely scoring 30 goals in Germany again. Joke of a league
Also sounds like Fofana is pretty much done. Ł80m+. Abramovich is definitely still slipping the Americans some money.
They’ll spend well over Ł300m when De Jong joins on top of the above
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Bournemouth have signed Neto from Barca.
United in for Arnautovic.
Conor Coady has got to be the most Everton signing ever.
Leicester seem all about swaps this window. Fofana going knacks us for Maddison but I reckon that was never on.
Classic United.
Fabian to PSG. Napoli are an Osimhen sale away from oblivion.
Panic-buying Rabiot and Arnautovic.
Barcelona giving away most of the future revenue for the sake of some new signing that they can't even register.
I think we'll look back on this summer as possible the end of the modern Barcelona.
They're going to end up going out of business, aren't they? Must be utterly desperate and on the brink of something to be pulling that kind of shit.
United have signed Rabiot. Absolutely desperate.
Arnautovic.
I can't remember whether or not Rabiot is any good, I think I always want him to be because he looks so cool.
Better than McTominay surely.
I'm a twit
Pretty low bar but there you go. It's baffling how we have zero forward planning.
Isn't Rabiot a total bell-end?