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  • Arsenal

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  • Spurs

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  • United

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  • West 'Am

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  • What a load of shit teams those are.

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Thread: May the Fourthball be with you

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    May the Fourthball be with you

    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Fuck sake @Ian. 4 days deep.
    Made it seem like I was waiting for today intentionally with that title to do a crossover between this and the Star Wars joke.

    Nailed it. I'm a genius, not a lazy forgetful twat.

    Anyway, first up is City vs. Real Madrid where for fuck's sake I actually want Real to win. What a cursed fixture. All Benzema headed goals please.

    Other than that I suppose the other main talking point is THE RACE FOR FOURTH. Poll assumes that Chelsea aren't fucking up hard enough to drop out of the top four altogether.

    Oh, and there's also a league winner to be determined but whatever. I suppose I'm hoping for City so Liverpool don't / can't get the quadruple?

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    What time do you call this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    What time do you call this?
    May the Fourth mate. Can't you read?

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    It's like the bins. Bank Holidays always push it back.

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    Yeah, what Shinners said. He gets it.

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    Bale & Hazard absent from the squad with injury. They both need putting down.

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    Walker being fit decides this and you mongs were dismissing him as a liability.

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    City stand the best chance of beating Liverpool, so City it is.

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    Laporte is a fanny.

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    That'll 100% lead to a red for either party.

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    How has Modric been booked for being slapped in the face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    City stand the best chance of beating Liverpool, so City it is.
    ‘Pep’ isn’t ever winning a CL again the big fraud. Madrid it is, they don’t lose finals.

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    Has there ever been a player more miserable and lonely than Lukaku?

    What a massive waste of a giant-sized Michael Owen.

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    This City shirt is an embarrassment.

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    Casemiro should be off really, between that scissor tackle and ridiculous dive.

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    I cannot listen to 'Fletch' say Benzimar for another 45 minutes.

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    Real Madrid passing is so smart and it has to be to beat the City press so often. Great game to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    This City shirt is an embarrassment.
    I fucking hate it so much. Didn't Puma do it for a load of clubs?

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    Fernandinho for Kyle Walker? Vinicius will destroy him, they're better off putting Zinchenko on and switching Cancelo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    This City shirt is an embarrassment.
    It's the absolute pits.

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    Lingard's contract expires in June and Newcastle, AC Milan, Juventus and Paris St-Germain have already expressed an interest in the 29-year-old midfielder.
    Heh. Seriously, we could do without. It's funnier if he winds up at PSG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Heh. Seriously, we could do without. It's funnier if he winds up at PSG.
    Messi, Lingard

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    A proper manager would have just run him out of the club in the summer, but Lingard's year has shown exactly what a little gimp he is.

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    How has Casemiro not got a yellow card tonight?

    Little scrote.

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    Useless pricks.

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    Foden dreams of being on Mahrez’s level

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Foden dreams of being on Mahrez’s level
    Mahrez was playing for Le Havre reserves in the French fourth division at Foden's age so I reckon Foden will be alright.

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    Poor old Walker, he was so injured that he could only roll over four times! What a character.

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    Real Madrid are a bit shit.

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    A Man City/Liverpool final. They’ll all be hugging and kissing each other in the build up and wish each other good luck. Grim.

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    Mon you pricks.

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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

    Let's go.

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    No fucking way.

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    What the fuck

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    Benzema-esque with that header.

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    Hahahahahahahahahah

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    I'm a twit

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    Could have won it there.

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    If only they'd spent that £100m on a striker rather than spunking it on Jack Grealish.

    They'll get a winner before the whistle goes.

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    How the fuck do they always do this?

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    Hell of a bottlejob this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    How the fuck do they always do this?
    They feel like a bit of a throwback. They don't swarm you with a mad press, they don't throttle you by holding onto the ball forever. They just seem to trust that they've got the players to do the job and I love it a lot more than I wish I did.

    I'm probably underselling things a bit but they don't look like a team with A System.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    How the fuck do they always do this?
    Which team

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    How the fuck do they always do this?
    They have that Fergie time flukey streak

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    Hopefully they tire themselves out enough in extra time to drop points at the weekend.

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    That is astonishing.

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    If Pep blows this again how much longer does he get considering he can't deliver them the Champions League?

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    That looked like a dive at first glance.

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    If City lose here they’re definitely going to lose the league as well aren’t they

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