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  • Fans shouldn't boo their own players

    1 7.69%
  • Fans can boo who they like but Maguire doesn't deserve it

    3 23.08%
  • He's shit and deserves it

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  • Lol look at his head

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    Also "Dave" is an idiot there.

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    Chelsea are a charity to teams in bad form. Man Utd will spank them next week as well. They’ll probably be pulled back into the top 4 mess based on their home form

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    Bold of Saka to take the penalty.

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    Top of the bottom half.

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    Hyguge win that only makes the previous 3 more annoying.

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    That penalty at the end is mental

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    Lol at that fan trying to lecture Azpilicueta at the end

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    idgi
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    idgi
    The first line of the song is "Look at the stars", which may sound somewhat like "Lukaku starts" if you were a bit worse for wear.

    I think.

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    Oh. I was never figuring that out.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Chelsea are a charity to teams in bad form. Man Utd will spank them next week as well. They’ll probably be pulled back into the top 4 mess based on their home form
    /Somehow about United

    No, even this is beyond United. One, to win and two, to win convincingly.

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    Rashford will lead an army of starved Victorian children from their graves in Brompton Cemetery and storm the pitch, leading to a points deduction for a security breach and landing United the 4th place finish they deserve.

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    Is this someone getting the wrong end of the stick with a description of Harry Maguire as being a bit of a bomb scare?

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61174608

    As first reported by Sky, seven-time Formula 1 champion Hamilton - an Arsenal fan - and 23-time Grand Slam tennis champion Williams have pledged investment into the bid.
    What the fuck are you playing at, Lewis?

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    Seems utterly pointless. The total bid is about £2billion lol so they’re fairly insignificant.

    The LA Dodgers geezer is winning anyway I think.

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    Burnley winning under [new] manager [bounce] unknown is threatening to overthrown the proper football man apple cart somewhat, particularly if Frank Lampard ends up under the apples. Troubling times.

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    Needs Liverpool to put 4 or 5 past Everton at the weekend now. Really damage the goal difference.

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    Burnley with another win since Waff(?) said they wouldn't win an single game.

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    We really need Waff and Taz to coordinate opposing opinions. We need order out of chaos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Needs Liverpool to put 4 or 5 past Everton at the weekend now. Really damage the goal difference.
    Hate to break it to you, but Everton have been doing some crack drills to target Liverpool's Achilles Heel.

    https://twitter.com/SoccerPulseApp/s...FAafZlup6FP6hQ

    Can't say I don't find that video troubling on a number of levels.

    Since when is a high line 20 yards outside of a penalty area, with a ball being played from within the opponent's half? When are Everton going to get 4 men in behind this imaginary high line? Looks more like a plan to exploit a poorly cleared corner, which Liverpool are quite apt to do, but that's quite situational shall we say.

    Surely, if you are going to go for the Spurs' model and knock it over the top you have to factor in doing it from your own half and having your attacker running from the halfway line.

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    Spurs also have one of the best forwards in the league doing that run and one of the best passers in the league playing him the ball.

    Not quite sure who'll be doing what for Everton.

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    Don't discount Leeds from the mix.

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    Can't see when exactly the balls are played in that video but it looks like about half of them are offside.

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    Man, Southampton weren't in that fight tonight. Battered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Burnley with another win since Waff(?) said they wouldn't win an single game.
    U wot m8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Needs Liverpool to put 4 or 5 past Everton at the weekend now. Really damage the goal difference.
    If Liverpool are arsed, they really should be scoring 8 or 9 at the weekend. They won’t though because they’ll feel sorry for Everton which is another reason it’s the worst Derby in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    U wot m8
    Someone said they wouldn't win another game and I'm sure it was you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Can't see when exactly the balls are played in that video but it looks like about half of them are offside.


    I hadn't really clocked that, but yes, it does look that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Someone said they wouldn't win another game and I'm sure it was you.
    I don’t think I’ve ever commented on Burnley in my life.

    (So yeah it probably was me)

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    Just seen the run-in fixtures. Everton are down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    I don’t think I’ve ever commented on Burnley in my life.

    (So yeah it probably was me)
    Turns out it was Brighton and it was Baz.

    Apologies.

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    Good work.

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    Premier League predictor in 2 today.

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    Mon the Arbroath. Biggest game in forever.

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    The manager was on the Radio earlier being a proper geezer. Said he's retiring if they try to make them go full time

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    Bollocks.

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    Maguire dropped

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    I lolled at de-mob happy 'Ralf' saying the club is shithouse and needs ten new players. He should just drop all the bums now.

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    We're even letting a dog fucker score against us now.

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    This sympathy clapping isn't on. Liverpool were obviously doing it for the mawk, but Arsenal just want a tweet off Ronaldo because he's bigger than them.

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    Smart to just stop playing lads...

    Just try and save it De Gea, why claim offside?

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    Isn't that a foul rather than offside?

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    That would have hilarious if he was onside from falling over.

    Joke if that’s given as a penalty mind

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    As in the Arsenal player committed the foul.

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    What is Arteta doing?

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    They’ve only given it because the goal was chopped off. What a joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    As in the Arsenal player committed the foul.
    Actually maybe not. United should have had a penalty earlier like...

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    VAR will never work because it’s run by retards. The two penalties Saka has bought the last two games should see lifetime bans

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