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  • Fans shouldn't boo their own players

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  • Fans can boo who they like but Maguire doesn't deserve it

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  • He's shit and deserves it

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  • Lol look at his head

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    Senior Member Boydy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    I’m still seething that Liverpool are getting to three finals with the run in they’ve had in every cup.

    Shut the world down if they manage to win all 3.

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    Why does Owen Hargreaves sound like John Barnes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post

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    Has this keeper had his hands amputated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    I’m still seething that Liverpool are getting to three finals with the run in they’ve had in every cup.

    Shut the world down if they manage to win all 3.
    Can't have been easier than Chesterfield, Plymouth, Luton, Boro, Palace?

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    Can't have been easier than Chesterfield, Plymouth, Luton, Boro, Palace?
    That Chelsea run this year? How in the name of fuck.

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    Some fucking splendid Travelodges on the A-roads outside those five places I bet.

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    I may start upping the posts from last season of stupid fucks doubting Klopp/VVD/Matip/Thiago/Fabinho/Mane/Salah/Me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    Can't have been easier than Chesterfield, Plymouth, Luton, Boro, Palace?


    Yes, this Champions League run truly tops that. Thank you.

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    Chelsea's run was harder because Chelsea aren't as good.

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    Champions of Europe, we know what we are.

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    Feels like since Mane and Salah came back from AFCON and then those WCQ their connection has only been stronger. Like a couple that gets closer after a big fight. (Definitely not Mane being moved to center forward.)

    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    I may start upping the posts from last season of stupid fucks doubting Klopp/VVD/Matip/Thiago/Fabinho/Mane/Salah/Me.
    Remember my friend saying last Feb or March, "So this Liverpool era is already over, isn't it?" Yep, over and done with, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post


    Yes, this Champions League run truly tops that. Thank you.
    Quick let Juve and Bayern back in so we can beat them instead.

    In all fairness couldn’t have asked for much more than Benfica but everyone thought we’d be playing Bayern and Inter was about as hard a second round draw as you could ask for after winning the group.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Why does Owen Hargreaves sound like John Barnes?
    Well, you have to hold and give but do it at the right time.

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    The same Inter involved in some sketchy match fixing tonight to hand their rivals the title on a silver platter

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    The Roar are atrocious they play in front of 3 people all the way out in Redcliffe.


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    I went to the last one of those three team pre-season tournies I can remember. Was Villa, Benfica and Feyenoord an hour from Faro. The train station we arrived at was distinguished by a wonky brick cabin, with a horse tied to it by some old rope, and endless fields. Think we beat the Dutch and lost to the locals. This one...a bit too far.

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    The Inter 'assist' that presumably Waff was referring to:


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    Match fixing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    I may start upping the posts from last season of stupid fucks doubting Klopp/VVD/Matip/Thiago/Fabinho/Mane/Salah/Me.
    Leave me claiming Thiago has no influence on games in the past please.
    I'm a twit

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    Mino Raiola is dead.

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    Jorge Mendes assassination?

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    Nah, just fat.

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    Raiola reckons he isn't dead.

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    Well that was a strange couple of hours.

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    Jurgen Klopp extends his contract to 2026

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    Confirmed



    Along with Pep and all of the major coaching staff. I'm so glad...

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    RIP everyone else. He’s twice the manager Guardiola is.

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    Marcus Rashford to return to form for one night only and fire Man Utd into Europa League.

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    Roy Keane ain't his biggest fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    RIP everyone else. He’s twice the manager Guardiola is.
    Why do you think that? I think he's very good but it's hard not to say Guardiola is the same.

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    Roy Keane is basically trying to be a Sun headline at this stage. That's what comes when you've nothing to really say though.

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    There is nothing more shit in football than the "your support is fucking shit" chant.

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    Chelsea's "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea" chant is worse.

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    I went to that Hull vs United cup game a few years ago and 'WE SUPPORT OUR LOCAL TEAM' was bouncing back off the thousands of empty seats for the full ninety minutes.

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    The fans turning up 15 minutes late to the game in protest.

    The Glazers wont know what's hit them.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61261144

    CSKA Sofia have appointed Alan Pardew as their new manager.

    The 60-year-old returns to full-time management for the first time in two years after leaving Dutch side ADO Den Haag in April 2020.

    Pardew is back

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    Kai Havertz is a bit crap. Two very presentable chances muffed up so far.

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    United are laughably bad.

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    This is like a different sport to the one I watched on Tuesday night.

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    I’ll be shocked if Man Utd don’t win this or Chelsea don’t scrap a 1-1 with a late penalty. This same game has happened 15 times since Tuchel took over

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    Tuchel seems great for getting them up for cup games. Perhaps lacks the true consistency of the league, but then that is skewed at the minute by the obscene standards being set by the two above him.

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    Marcos Alonso really is one of the best strikers of a ball/finishers in the league at this point

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    Kante costing Chelsea goals every other week at this point

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    Ronaldo remains the problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Tuchel seems great for getting them up for cup games. Perhaps lacks the true consistency of the league, but then that is skewed at the minute by the obscene standards being set by the two above him.
    He's a defensive manager with crap/inconsistent attackers. He's Rafa Benitez at Liverpool. They would have been in it with a peak Fernando Torres, but they spent ninety million on a pudding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Ronaldo remains the problem
    I have to agree that this is the dumbest narrative I've seen for some time, along with him being too old to play every week.

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    The boys from Frankfurt are winning. 😎

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    There have been a couple of games where he's looked like Romario grubbing around for his 'thousandth' goal, so the odd week off might not have done him any harm, but they need him so whatever. He would have had forty by now if City had signed him. What an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Ronaldo remains the problem
    Going off this [and the last few performances] everything is the problem.

    Quality finish and first touch notwithstanding.

    Chelsea not much better. £200m+ for a front three of Havertz, Werner and Big Rom is pretty lol, not that they all play, but don't worry, there's another £100m or so chilling on the bench in the form of Pulisic and Ziyech.

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