Well, somehow another month has passed so the window has wheezed shut, the weird international break is coming to a close and Frank 'Super Frank' Lampard is BACK.

Will he be shit? Does anybody care? How long will it be until the Goodison Seethe recommences if in fact his appointment has stopped it at all?

Also this month:
- United probably doing something idiotic in the absence of Cunto Greenwood rather than just, say, giving Sancho a load of games.
- European football is BACK
- Christian Eriksen is also BACK
- Newcastle unleash their exciting oil money signings on the league. But are they on TARGETT to escape relegation? ()

And speaking of Greenwood: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...ester-60202000
Manchester United footballer Mason Greenwood has been further arrested on suspicion of sexual assault and making threats to kill.
Lovely fella.