I was really hoping the crystal twat was going to ask the others if they believe in the powers of the crystal skull.
I was really hoping the crystal twat was going to ask the others if they believe in the powers of the crystal skull.
Which one's the crystal twat again?
Sophie.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ied-WITCH.html
She's also a witch apparently...
Fucking hell.
Salty lime and peppery peach, lovely.
Well these all sound delicious.
Navid is such a little twerp.
A man has never looked whiter.
I wonder how they're going to fudge the feedback.
Nick has definitely had a tug thinking of Theresa May.
And Navid is such a spineless little gimp.
The boys are so, so shit this year.
ASDA the most premium of bars and restaurants.
Nick.
What are you doing, you cretin?
Alex has the look of a man who just wants to ride out the series until the twats are all gone then he'll start trying
She's turned that into a "boys vs girls" thing which doesn't reflect well on her. And she's fucking mad taking Akshay in after he topped their sales.
Bringing back Akshay was a mistake, there's no chance Sugar fires the top seller of a team.
If Sophie and Navid could both go that'd be great.
Interesting noise, Navid. You little creep with your mad coat.
I feel like Lord Sugar is talking utter shite at times this series.
There was the bloke in episode 1 who he had a right go at (and fired) for "being disruptive" when the alternative was to just lay down and let them submit a (literally) shit logo.
Then there's Sophie this week who, for all her faults in the episode, the thing he chooses to have a go about is her having the audacity to listen to her sub team's feedback.
It's a Nicki Minaj noise, he's president of her fan clubs or something and just a general maniac about her apparently.Originally Posted by Ian
You au fait with Nicki Minaj noises, 'How?
He's making Tom Allen seem positively butch.
I had to stop You're Fired, he's far too annoying.
No wonder that bird never let him get his leg over.
"This week Sir Alan has asked the teams to create a football club"
Yeah that's a realistic task.
I really hope some of them are actually going to be fishing.
This is a weird task that I assume came from "What the fuck can we have these pricks do when we can't have them bouncing into shops all day?"
They are, saw it on the preview.
Love him pointing out it's in season so the guy can say "cool so price goes down yeah?"
I had it in my head Alex was going to be a dark horse but it's not a great start for him.
I have a new found admiration for Francesca, the girl can finish.
Freudian slip, P_3?
50KG of crab down the shitter.
Nick did not look comfortable there trying to negotiate with a working class fishmonger.
That's because Nick is a fucking idiot.
Aaron is a cunt as well, basically saying out loud he's trying to give her enough rope to hang herself with.
Why are they getting these idiots to prep the fish for the restaurant?
If I owned a high end restaurant I'd want my well trained chefs to prep the fish.
Karren's face talking to Alex there.
Fucking hell, Harpreet, knocking a quid off for that shit.
Hold on Akshay the fish were caught IN THE SEA? Shocking revelation.
Got to be Alex to go, right?
Usual "unless Sugar likes his business plan" caveat applies.
Francesca was about the only candidate who did well at anything.
PM to go here surely.
Triple firing please.
Alex and Akshay double would be lovely.
Double is coming surely.
Bastard bottled it.
Fuck's sake Sugar you bottling twat.
Lord Shitgar.
Two shit video games next week
Yeah I'm looking forward to next week's task. Something I know enough about to really get stuck into.
I'd have gone for Poogar.
Kurran on You're Fired!
Prince of our hearts.
I think Alex came across really well on You're Fired, seems like a decent bloke.
This intro to the task...
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