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Thread: Apprentice 2022: Return of the Bastards

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    This pitch is going well.

    They can't even answer questions about their own fucking name.

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    Oh, like TREES Navid. Good point.

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    Both teams have been so shit.

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    Both “brands” are so shit. I can’t believe they are all keeping straight faces.

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    Girls to just about edge it very, very marginally. Maybe just because they bothered to out their name on the logo.

    This girl clearly doesn't even know what she means by 'bouji.'

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    Just caught some of this and saw their pitches. You'd get better from a class of schoolkids.

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    The trick in the first week is surely do as little as possible and let the really loud thickos get themselves fired

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    Akeem has to be going for the logo.

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    Is Akshay going to manage to palm this off on the logo team? Him being such an obnoxious dick and basically absent during the pitch was kinda glossed over so far.

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    I think there's only about three of the boys I don't already think are fucking annoying.

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    Her main issue is that "he thinks he's a lot better than he is"? Is there ever anyone on this show that doesn't apply to?

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    Just spotted it's only 12 episodes so there will be a few multiples this year.

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    He should have said that it did indeed take him 2 minutes to make the logo.

    Trying to argue that it took a long time makes it worse.

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    Bit surprised that Akshay and Akeem made it through that.

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    What a terrible decision.

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    Okay so Harry just had the worst business plan of the three then. Got it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Okay so Harry just had the worst business plan of the three then. Got it.
    Describing himself as the "Asian version of Lord Sugar”, he hopes they can work together to develop his bath bomb business and become the "bad boys of the bath bomb world."

    Confirmed.

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    Does bugger the format, though. I won't moan about it again.

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    He's just compared himself to Nelson Mandela on You're Fired.

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    Children's bath bombs too, fucking hell.

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    Wrong decision but it might have spared us a Navid / Harry bromance so every cloud.

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    Children's bath bombs too, fucking hell.
    I lol'd at Allen's "what on Earth are you talking about?" when he was trying to explain it.

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    Kids fucking love bath bombs, so he's probably not as daft as he seems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post


    He got destroyed on here too (skip to 2 minutes in or something).
    In what fucking world is that girl a model?

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...ngham-59900774

    "If Her Majesty the Queen can see the potential in me, and me representing the community I am in and inspiring others, then it is a shame Lord Sugar couldn't see that in me as well."
    Increasingly glad he got fired.

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    Problem is when you read about him outside of this he seems like a good guy, I don't want to know that about any of them. I want pantomime dickheads who want to run a multi-million pound business yet can't find a shop in London selling postcards.

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    Akeem on the app team. I'm sure after his logo he'll contribute towards something visually appealing.

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    Apparently TEAM stands for Everyone Achieves More When We're All Working Together.

    She's a bright spark.

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    Did Francesca not explicitly say no rockets?

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    That tooth character on the girls app is fucking nightmare fuel.

    "I just didn't understand the.... All of it."

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    Why are they doing the market research when it’s miles too late?

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    I wondered that.

    Still, at least we got some typically creative market research feedback.

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    Their pitch will definitely improve with all those stats.

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    I'm glad they commented on the horror tooth.

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    I found Karren's wanking motion a bit distracting there, not gonna lie.

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    If she made an app based on that she'd be quids in.

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    I reckon there is, at best, one potential winner among the boys. The rest of them are fucking useless.

    Aaron sounds a proper whiny victim here.

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    This really could be a multiple here.

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    Aaron very, very lucky there I think. Connor was crap too though.

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    Nick was very sharp at defending himself. I don't really know why he was in either when the useless pharmacist had already been called out for doing naff all.

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    I've just started on the episode, the animation to tell the cunts the task looked like it was made by a toddler.

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    Wiffy is 100% a nonce.

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    "50% of boys loved it..."


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    You've got to admire the creative accounting on that.

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    I watched this tonight and I still can't believe how little the show has changed in 17 years. It's unreal.

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    The main thing they've changed is to fuck their own format and largely render the boardroom pointless but otherwise yeah, it's basically still the same cretin-wrangling exercise as it ever was.

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    I’ve really noticed this year that it is pandemic affected. Lack of interaction with the public, they aren’t going to big trade fairs and firms obviously don’t want them pissing around on their premises.

    The boys are all fucking useless though. Two weeks in a row you come up with something that looks like a piece of shit. What is wrong with them?

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-60041827

    The Apprentice contestant Shama Amin has quit the hit BBC show due to health reasons, it has been announced.

    Ms Amin, who has rheumatoid arthritis, said the competition, in which the winner takes home a £250,000 investment from Lord Alan Sugar, was "physically demanding".

    A bastard has dropped out.

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    The show is filmed well in advance, right? So I assume that actually happened months ago and they just released it about the right time in the series?

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    Yeah, they've known for months but waited so we wouldn't just dismiss anything she did as we would have known she wasn't long for the show.

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    Did he suggest Megatron for a team name?

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