Apprentice 2022: Return of the Bastards

[Ian]

The Apprentice 2022

Episode 1 air date: Thursday 6th of January

Hosts: Sugar, Brady and Series 1 winner Tim Campbell (after Claude nearly had to have his leg amputated.)
Tom Allen on You're Fired.

The Dickheads: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/pro...the-candidates


Top Quotes:

My strongest point is that I can sell to anybody, and I think that’s the reason why my business will be a success - because people will buy from me.

Soon to be seen failing to sell anything to anybody. Along with....

My friends call me AK47 because I’m a killer salesperson.

Akshay, mate, nobody has ever called you that.

I can be nice when I need to be, but when I unfortunately have to be a bitch, I will...

So she's going to be a horrendous bint we all want gone in week 1.

I’m going to be the corporate panther in the boardroom.

"Corporate Panther." People who describe themselves as animals are always winner.

Task 1 - "Under the watchful eyes of Baroness Karren Brady and the winner of series 1, Tim Campbell, the candidates are thrown in at the deep end as they set sail from Portsmouth on board a luxury cruise ship. Their task is to come up with marketing campaigns for a new cruise liner, including creating a brand and a television advert."

Fiver says at least one team is obsessed with basing their ad campaign around COVID somehow, assuming they haven't been told not to.