Carl Jenkinson has joined Melbourne City.
Carl Jenkinson has joined Melbourne City.
That was Karl Jenkinen.
Karl Jenkinsson works.
An EPL side should take a punt on O.Dembele, he strikes me as the sort of ASM type character that would thrive in the hustle and bustle of gammonball.
A punt as in a 6 month loan maybe, which seems to be on the table. His injury record alone would make most sane suitors balk at the thought of whatever wages he might want. Then there's his attitude, which, looking at his time at Barcelona, may not be the best. I guess it's hard to tell, they have been a bit of a shambles.
Newcastle ahoy?
He'll probably end up at Chelsea. Everyone has to have a Chelsea contract at some point in their career.
We don't tend to buy in at that point in the market, unless RA is having one of his periodic brain farts re 'star strikers', and we got that out the way this summer.
Man U seems more likely.
Who is his agent? That'll probably dictate which clubs are in the 'owe me a favour' part of the Venn Diagram.
I just wanted to avoid the casual racism stain that conclusion brings with it.
He's a 1-in-4 attacker with serious injury and attitude issues. He'll resurface at Nice or wherever and do alright and probably end up in China / Qatar before he's 28.
Also worth remembering with Dembele is that he is complete trash.
Stats are misleading when it comes to entertainers like this, keep that for your fucking dull as dishwater players. ASM has never hit more than 6 goals a season but people [quite rightly] recognise his value. He won't win a CL but he's worth 12 Harry Kanes.
He’ll end up with Chelsea I think as Tuchel loves him. He can share paracetamol with the Lebron James of Soccer
Messi Lingard to the toon for a loan spell.
Spurs I would presume. Nobody wants to join Newcastle
Diego Carlos is a hot mess. Bullet dodged imo.
Ł12m is fuck all these days and he's proven himself to be pretty good at that level.
He's leaving for free in 6 months. It's a ridiculous amount.
Same reporter has already said it's not happening as Lingard wants to explore his options when his contract runs out, so loan or nothing.
He'd have probably wanted that [or a good chunk of it as a signing on fee in the summer] and he's probably [more than] worth the difference to them if he keeps them up.
Experience of the league and all that probably counts for quite a bit in their situation.
He's no good to Newcastle in 6 months so it's Uniteds figure to name really. As Niko says, the money for staying in the league now is mega and worth paying up for.
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Vagner Love is 37 and has joined FC Midtjylland. I would have thought he retired over 10 years ago
Hull's new owner is bringing in an Iranian kid from Fener who by all accounts is going to be an absolute monster. 8 hour round-trip to watch the cunt, how hard would it be to get Hull away tickets?
Snap up one of the ten-thousand home tickets going begging every match.
If he's going to be a "monster" why is he moving from Fenerbahce to Hull?
I probably will end up doing it once but it's in the arse-end of nowhere, give me QPR/Millwall () away please.
He's 20, aryan and getting signed to the English Gammon Championships. Such achievements in the face of this level of adversity say it all. Prem player by next season.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60057236
Big boy signing for Celtic, he's a class act.
Better than Taarabt?
A lot of peple think he's Dele levels. They're wrong but alas.
His replacement is some Bohs kid. Dons seem to be one of the finest recruitment and development destinations in the country now, just hope they keep the momentum up and go up this year so I can get some local Champ football.
Dele has now been wank for longer than he was good.
The curse of the 'promising young English footballer'.
Ya. Know nothing about him but this recruitment team knows its shit so don't be surprised to see him flourish.
He was excellent here last season but theres some step up to be made to where MK are playing.
Adama Traore to Spurs for Ł22.75m is the latest rumour.
Spurs linked with Kessie too, was hoping Arsenal might pick him up.
Julian Alvarez (some wonderkid Argentinian striker) to Man City, joining in the summer.
I think United have missed out on signing another forward.
I think my praise of them went to their heads
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60090941
How do Football Journalists get their jobs? Is there no quality control in their output? Do media companies not check their credentials?
2 separate Journalists are now banging the drums for N'Dombele to PSG and Roma, despite both Pochettino and Mourinho not playing him when they were at Spurs. It's so fucking lazy.
Not sure that matters these days, it's just about agents moving pieces around.
Azmoun's signed for Leverkusen for next season. It's not Juve but it's also a more stable environment. Germany trips galore next year
Martial to Sevilla, presumably on loan.
Bah, didn't want him anyway.
What a tosser. He should have been world class.