That title was very clever you see, because it's Jesus' sort-of birthday AND it's a reaction to the realisation that no matter how much I try and pretend otherwise there's no changing the fact that I've got nine (NINE!) Manchester United games to endure between now and January the 3rd.

Will it never end?

Have a picture of Gazza sharing a Santa outfit with a small dog:
Toggle Spoiler


Feel free to speculate on the important questions of the month:
- Who will be top at Christmas?
- Who will be ROOTED TO THE BOTTOM at Christmas?
- What the fuck kind of kickoff is 8.15pm on a Thursday for United vs. Arsenal this early in the month?
- What is Baz going to post about from the shitter at 6am this year?