The little things in life that please you

[Lofty]

My observation from travelling recently is that the biggest challenge to Brexit here will come when mass foreign holidays restart, and the Great British Public realise that they are now required to queue with the blacks and browns for entry to (and exit from) their favourite European destinations, rather than with the EU passport holding whites in the faster queue. They won't like that at all. If Brexit passes that hurdle then it's going to the moon.

There has already been crying from the moron contingent about not getting soapy titwanks on arrival at customs from what I remember.

[Raoul Duke]

That was an option? FFS

[Ian]

My observation from travelling recently is that the biggest challenge to Brexit here will come when mass foreign holidays restart, and the Great British Public realise that they are now required to queue with the blacks and browns for entry to (and exit from) their favourite European destinations, rather than with the EU passport holding whites in the faster queue. They won't like that at all. If Brexit passes that hurdle then it's going to the moon.

The Great British Public has neither the brain cells nor the self awareness to realise they've brought this on themselves and will just blame the EU anyway. There might be the odd "The Government should really do something about this", then they'll continue to vote them in so that they don't.

[SincereTheRebel]

Over the weekend, I realised that the button flush on your toilet has two separate buttons. The half-moon is a quick flush for your piss and the full moon is the big flush for when you drop a shit.

[igor_balis]

Our full moon always jams, so if someone has been in the toilet i tend to have to go in after and give it a tap to stop it constantly flushing water. I'd originally typed something like "no matter how many times i've told my mates over the last 10 years...", but then it occurred to me that it's probably on my mother to have gotten in fixed at some point. Or for me to get my own place, I suppose.

[igor_balis]

It's also (not very) interesting that my male friends always use the full moon one, even if they've just had a piss, whereas my occasional female visiters don't seem to have the same problem. Makes you think!!

[mo]

About your female visitors toilet habits?

[Lofty]

You can get a new one of those buttons for about £7 off amazon and fit it yourself, piece of piss.

[Spikey M]

It's also (not very) interesting that my male friends always use the full moon one, even if they've just had a piss, whereas my occasional female visiters don't seem to have the same problem. Makes you think!!

Igor outing himself as a SpyCam owner there.

[Manc]

Does a portal to another world open if you press both "moons" together.