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    I usually would do, but we really were too shit for it to be fun for anyone involved.

    My dad was the absolute master of those weird pub side quests. He took me to the bizarre greb/punk bar in Nuneaton when he was living there, and took us towards a table of 20-somethings. I thought he was going to be weird and embarrassing with strangers, but before we even got to the table they was like "YES MICK!", and then spent 30 mins telling me how much of a legend my dad was, including one of them wistfully reminiscing about my dad being there when he did acid for the first time. Fair play, like.

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    I haven’t smoked a joint in 3 weeks so I’ve been dreaming again. 2 days in a row the dreams haven’t involved me dying in a violent manner, I actually enjoyed them and was mad I woke up instead of sweating my tits off. Hoping it continues and I might be able to kick all this shit.

    Now to learn how to enjoy myself without planning my day round this shit.

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    Good stuff. Sounds like you're doing much better. Are you off the sniff as well?

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    Trying and failing but getting better. Telling multiple dealers to fuck off and leave me alone was fun though.

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    Grabbed all the loose change off my bedside table and floor and stuffed it in my pocket last night.

    Went Asda just now and got two hash browns, a banana, some rocky bars and a multipack of crisps. Threw the coins in the self serve with the intention of paying the difference on my card. The cash in my pocket was EXACTLY the amount of the shopping, to the god damn penny. Cool.

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    You had loose change in your back pocket, went to ASDA and didn't take the time to go to a staffed till, pay by card and slap your own arse with a big "that's ASDA price" as you walked off?

    You're losing your Bants lad. Fix up ffs.

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    cunt

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    Those adverts have given me a lifelong phobia of back pockets. Never use them.

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    No, I also never use a back pocket. I've never asked why women always seems to use theirs for their phones (are the front pockets on women's jeans, etc. intentionally inadequate for some reason?) but that always seems like a disaster waiting to happen.

    Can't be doing with having a big mound of change in my pocket either.

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    Back pockets are essential

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    What do you keep in yours?

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    I often put my phone in mine if I'm walking somewhere.

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    I used to be a wallet in the back pocket person, but many years ago now I abandoned the wallet, so it's back to being unused.

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    Phone's almost popping out of those tick tings' back pockets due to the natural curvature > same but with bras > *

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    Any geezer using a back pocket probably gets their subways untoasted.

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    I’ve recently got back into having a wallet so I put that in there, whereas previously I just had my bank cards and driving license in there. I also put my lone house key in there (well, the other one) if I’m out without my car keys, like at the pub.
    I'm a twit

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    I’ve put house keys in mine but nowt bigger. Also, on the subject of adverts and arses, do parents really kiss their baby’s arse or is that just Pampers fucking with us?

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    I might put my keys in the back right pocket but they sit pretty nearly under my wallet so they go front right. I don't know why you'd use a back pocket tbh, especially Baz parading around Liverpool.

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    I've never used a back pocket.

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    Tracksuit bottoms don't have back pockets so no.

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    Back pockets are the pick pocket's tap in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    I might put my keys in the back right pocket but they sit pretty nearly under my wallet so they go front right. I don't know why you'd use a back pocket tbh, especially Baz parading around Liverpool.
    Woah. Wallet in the right pocket?

    Wallet front left with keys, phone front right. Surely that’s the norm?

    Edit: it’s entirely possible me being left handed and the majority of the population being right handed will highlight I am wrong here.

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    I do Wallet (although these days it's usually just a card rather than the whole thing) in the front right along with keys. Phone in the left.

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    You could alternate wallet and phone but those are the two you really don't want to lose so they have to be in the front.

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    Phone front right, keys and a card front left.

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    Are you left or right handed Mike?

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    I'm right and same as you, Foe.

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    Money, chequebook, MVC card, keys... I'm seeing a lot of nonces wearing small satchel type things these days. Usually skinny-fat wanker types with no socks and the same haircut. Which YouTuber made them a thing?

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    Phone right hand pocket. Can't think of a good reason to have my wallet on me when I'm out.

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    Phone, drivers license and credit card on the right pocket, keys on the left. Nothing on backpockets, let alone a satchel because I am not a woman.

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    https://www.arket.com/en_gbp/men/bag...871948003.html

    I have this and it's god tier convenience for a day out. Bonus points if it gets the gammons seething.

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    I keep cash and fags in the back pocket if I’m not wearing a jacket. It used to be like phone, fags left pocket and wallet, keys, lighter right pocket but now you’re that much more active with it it’s easier to back pocket the fags and pop them out when I’m sitting down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Are you left or right handed Mike?
    Right.

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    Shaving with new blades is nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    https://www.arket.com/en_gbp/men/bag...871948003.html

    I have this and it's god tier convenience for a day out. Bonus points if it gets the gammons seething.
    If this has the tight fit of a fannypack, I can back it but if it's like those god awful tote bags 'hipsters' pretend are convenient, no thanks. Why tf would you want slack on any kind of bag/container? Fucking retarded.

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    It probably settles into a rhythm with your mincing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    What do you keep in yours?
    Train ticket. Anything thicker than that is an obvious no-no for the back pocket.

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    Had to take today off to look after my son, meaning I miss a 2hr twilight training session after school

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    I'm choosing to read that as training on the Twilight saga/series.

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    Aye, it's part of the National Curriculum nowadays. Something about inclusivity for werewolves.

    (The real, boring explanation is that we disaggregate some training days and do them in 2 hour blocks, in order to get an extra full day added to the holidays)

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    Yeah, For has got it right.

    I usually have a tissue in my back pocket if I’m wearing jeans. Parenthood has made me a trackie bottom user at least 90% of the time though.

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    Sunday afternoon beers but knowing it's a bank holiday so they won't be peeping all day tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Sunday afternoon beers but knowing it's a bank holiday so they won't be peeping all day tomorrow.
    You got my hopes up then you utter bastard.

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    My ultra remain wife got her new, blue passport today.

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    How many lb does it weigh?

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    Worth it.

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    My observation from travelling recently is that the biggest challenge to Brexit here will come when mass foreign holidays restart, and the Great British Public realise that they are now required to queue with the blacks and browns for entry to (and exit from) their favourite European destinations, rather than with the EU passport holding whites in the faster queue. They won't like that at all. If Brexit passes that hurdle then it's going to the moon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    How many lb does it weigh?
    No idea [cost a few though], the added kicker is they fuck about with your photo with all the new security stuff, so her painstaking efforts to 'get a decent photo' also went somewhat to waste.

    I've got 7 years of lording it over her with my EU badged maroon one.

    And yeah, the Spanish turning every border into a Gibraltar-style lolfest. That'd be a stellar idea. I don't doubt it'll happen.

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    Yeah, I sneaked in for a red cover but they hologram the hell out of your photo.

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