Some madman has edited Wikipedia to say Cuadrado was at Chelsea once.
Brighton: £50m?? Well in, lads.
Chelsea: Pending results of The Operation
Leeds: Danj-Ames! Danj-Ames! Danj-Ames!
Liverpool: Because FM contract renewals are the best bit!
Manchester United: Ronaldo 1-0 (plus some other nobodies.)
The Villa: Young. 
Tottenham: Levy will be delighted to keep Charlie Kane around.
West 'Am: Big Mark Noble's presence is like three new signings.
You didn't list [somebody else] Webly, you cunt.
If we don't talk about 'tiers' ever again it'll be too soon.
Some madman has edited Wikipedia to say Cuadrado was at Chelsea once.
I genuinely have no memory of that.
Fred Church blowing clear chances, it ain't the Euros now sunshine.
This has been dogshit again from Man Utd so far.
3 left footed players as a front 3 should be illegal
And he isn't good enough to be able to make changes to the system (lol, what system?) to try and get us back into it.Originally Posted by Yevrah
Best bet is probably that Villarreal score soon so the United players just sack off whatever Ole has told them.
Alright, Lewis
Villarreal are such a sack of shite up front I want Utd to win now.
Pau Torres running through our team
Carrying 3 players who don't work enough is difficult as it is without sticking 1 of them in the heart of midfield.
I love these games where we manage to look outnumbered in every part of the pitch.
It reminds me of near 30 years ago when our teams used to turn up to European games and look massively out of their depth.
Honestly doubt there's a team more annoying to concede to than one where the bloke scores and then the camera cuts to a gurning Chiellini and then Alvaro Morata applauding in his own clothes.
When even Michael Owen can see you've put 11 players out in the hope they do something and that they're getting destroyed down the right, you know you're in trouble.
Chelsea have been absolute pants since I crowned them champions a couple of weeks ago.
Boom.
Ronaldo 0-1
#OleOut.
That'd been coming for about an hour now. Dalot is getting absolutely bent over by this lad.
In all seriousness, you cannot watch Dalot get rinsed time and time again for 45 minutes and then go in at half time and do nothing about it.
He’s due the customary big win to save his job soon. Who have they got at the weekend?
Except with better players in pretty much every position. Why would you not change him? It's been like this every single week for two years (except a few City games), so how can anyone else do worse?
Never fear, the double change of a dreadlocked 'CHO' and a crew-cutted 'RLC' is on to save our bacon. Kenan and Kel, perhaps, if that wasn't racist.
Telles
My word what a hit.
Shame you haven't got 40 of his OTW cards still Mahow.
That was low and uncalled for.Shame you haven't got 40 of his OTW cards still Mahow.
That was pretty good seeing as Fernandes overhit the delivery.
My mistake, it's Chalobah (also on) with the dreadlocks, CHO has his normal hair. This is great, for a five minute period I'm the most racist man alive.
Man Utd have woken up.
Don't worry, just means Villareal will start trying again until they regain the lead.
Ross Barkley
Ross Barkley off the bench with his socks rolled down is proper 4D chess. Bonucci won't know what's hit him. Socks rolled down!
Pogba's hair is...interesting.
Barca getting absolutely felt up here. Benfica have a pen to make it 3-0
With every passing game, Lukaku is very slowly turning from Lukaku into Marlon Harewood. I might have underestimated the surgeons once again.
Thank God we're bringing on Matic and Fred to make sure we're defensively solid.
90th minute Villareal winner it is.
How did that not go in!
Ross Barkley must've been an absolute sensation in training. Thought he'd be on loan at Reading with Danny Drinkwater.
2-1 Ronaldo.
That should keep him in a job for a bit longer.
Hilarious game management from Villarreal, twats.
Whatever keeps Ole behind the wheel for longer.
Bad ebening.
I'm only watching games now for Ronaldo doing something.
Great drama.
Can’t believe the absolute shit team that’s full of nobodies just beat Chelsea. What an upset.
Just got home and watched the United highlights. Routine win.
Losing to Juventus
You’re an absolute moron.
Ole smashes it again 🥲
Do you have a learning disability?
Aren’t you quite literally autistic?
No I am quite literally not.
Autism is a bold accusation to be throwing around for someone who couldn't detect the sarcasm in that post.
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