Sherriff 1-0 up at Madrid too. Top stuff.
Brighton: £50m?? Well in, lads.
Chelsea: Pending results of The Operation
Leeds: Danj-Ames! Danj-Ames! Danj-Ames!
Liverpool: Because FM contract renewals are the best bit!
Manchester United: Ronaldo 1-0 (plus some other nobodies.)
The Villa: Young. 
Tottenham: Levy will be delighted to keep Charlie Kane around.
West 'Am: Big Mark Noble's presence is like three new signings.
You didn't list [somebody else] Webly, you cunt.
If we don't talk about 'tiers' ever again it'll be too soon.
Sherriff 1-0 up at Madrid too. Top stuff.
It's quite unbelievable what Sheriff are doing this year.
Who else but Jasurbek Jumaboy o'g'li Yaxshiboyev to get the goal.
This Madrid game is ridiculous. Vinicius Junior just launching himself over defenders in an attempt to get penalties and finally gets one, celebrating wildly with multiple fist pumps before the thing's even been taken. European football is all about simulation of contact.
Nobody like PSG to turn all other villainous clubs into loveable underdogs. Begging for a Jack Grealish screamer here.
Curtis Jones is such a classy man.
Jesus, Sheriff just pied a second in but the linesman flagged.
They are like 2000s Shakhtar with the dial turned down to zero and some of the Brazilians replaced by a random UN sovereign state generator. The mad Greek goalkeeper is a highlight.
Time for the gamely defensive wobble I guess.
Messi's still got it.
That is a quality goal from Messi.
Another howler from the Porto keeper.
Another howler from the Porto keeper
Absolutely 100% on the take.
Messi's gorgeous goal ruined by the English commentator forcing three French phrases into as many seconds. Felt like I was hearing Jimmy negotiate a tractor sale.
And a fourth. Il est arrivé. Fuck off.
You'd be ordering a job lot from him.Originally Posted by Spoonsky
Pass the ball to Bobby and he will score.
This game has been marvellous. Modric and Benzema trying to drag their dogshit team mates past a load of actors playing footballers, a bloke from Luxembourg, and someone dressed up as Willian. They've even got a random 'Adama Traoré' up front, would be rude not to I suppose.
OMFG
The Luxembourg bloke has just hit a left foot half-volley pile driver into the top corner
JIMMY I LOVE YOU
after seeing you raving, I put the Sheriff game on literally 10 seconds before THAT happened
Sheriff
What a hit that was.
I think it's the greatest goal I've ever seen. Certainly for years and years.
https://streamja.com/ooQ4l
It's so good.
Sheriff have popped one right in the exhaust port there. Beautiful.
Sheriff 5 points clear of third place after two games sure is something.
Ancelotti seethe :*)
Braindead decision by me to watch PSG-City instead of this.
Is Camavinga meant to be a left back, or is that just putting any old twat there due to taking the opposition lightly? He looked dreadful.
Sheriff.
I can't believe UEFA are going to completely ruin the early stages of this tournament with their bullshit.
He's a centre mid.
If only that Sheriff goal hadn't cost me a large sum of money. I probably would have quite enjoyed it.
Just a broken leg for one of them, but nothing too serious, Michael.
Michael broke a leg at least twice a season tbf. Pretty sure he invented the word "metatarsal".
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I still love his Dubai video and that one where he thrashes the gk kid at one on ones.
"This is no ordinary chopper. It has got special powers. Once we're airborne you'll see just what I mean."
Saw the highlights of the Porto game this morning.
lol at some of that, 'keeper obviously shocking but the defenders were hardly blameless.
Shame Suarez bagged that late pen as a draw in that game would have been pretty much job done.
Huge match for Ole Gunnar Binman tonight. Benfica vs. Barcelona might have more lols, but I'll be on the Red Devils.
Weird to choose to watch a match you know in advance will be shit.
It's weird for me to do it too but I at least have decades of emotional investment to blame for the terrible time I'm going to have.
Tonight we face comedy no-hopers Juventus, a miserable 10th in the Italian league with the season approaching its climax, and in terrible form with just three wins in their last four games. Should be an absolute walkover.
Hasn't Kante got covid? Season over for you lot.
He's pure gold.
BT have stretched to a desk today.
Man Utd to scrape a credible draw tonight.
Whatever you say about OGS, the BINMAN NARRATIVE is box office. I'll be on BT Sport 3.
Dalot and Telles in the same defence is absolute bombscare stuff
If he loses tonight then surely the club has to be having conversations about him. He's not going to AIDS the place out and get himself sacked, so what do they just wait until April when mathematical fifth is assured?
I don't think we'll do as bad as fifth. There's been a few shit results but let's remember there's only one team with more points in the league.
We're doing a lot better than Juve, who it's far too early to make judgements about.
Three of the top four are nailed on, and you won't have to be too shit to miss out on the fourth slot this year.
Barca losing already.
I hadn’t realised Ole has lost 7 Champions League games already. Christ.
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