Brighton: £50m?? Well in, lads.
Chelsea: Pending results of The Operation
Leeds: Danj-Ames! Danj-Ames! Danj-Ames!
Liverpool: Because FM contract renewals are the best bit!
Manchester United: Ronaldo 1-0 (plus some other nobodies.)
The Villa: Young.
Tottenham: Levy will be delighted to keep Charlie Kane around.
West 'Am: Big Mark Noble's presence is like three new signings.
You didn't list [somebody else] Webly, you cunt.
If we don't talk about 'tiers' ever again it'll be too soon.
Chelsea 0-6 Man City
Lukaku and Werner is such a FIFA front 2. Absolutely fuck all technical ability between the two
Mourinho's Chelsea scored tonnes of goals. Didn't make them an exciting team to watch [not that you have to be or being so is necessarily a good thing]. This lot are in a similar vein (although perhaps not there yet), rugged, organised, physical, will eventually overwhelm most teams by virtue of having much better players/options. Hopefully City gub them but they'll probably fanny about missing chances and then get fucked on a set piece or deflected goal.
Also, apologies to Reece James for drafting him into my fantasy team, since that point he's been sent off, dropped and now injured.
Chelsea really shouldn’t bother playing Lukaku against decent teams. Just keep him to hammer the mid table shite
United have done nothing all half.
Watching the last 20 minutes of the Utd game on my lunch break. Streaming it on my phone on the public hospital wifi.
It's like a worst of Ole Gunnar Binman compilation up to now.
Yup, another complete toss United performance.
The midfield is a tad rubbish.
And he's just stood watching it.
Yeah...Ole Out.
He's done that on purpose like when Steven Gerrard wanted Roy Hodgson out.
With Pogba basically playing..wherever and Greenwood having refused to pass the entire game, is this the least width any team has ever played with?
A title chase
Man City/Man Utd/Liverpool all play each other in the next month as well.
Imagine thinking there's any way back for the other teams from here
Well, until Liverpool get Sting by The Bees later.
Guess that probably settles a fantasy headache as to whether Ronaldo will be on pens for United.
Good of THE VILLA to turn up against United for the first time in over a decade as well.
All the Man Utd fans thinking Ronny would win them the league.
Football's a funny old game with the penalty drama last week. Love it.
I just realised Man Utd got a penalty. Fernandes clearly nervous in front of Ronaldo. Completely changed his run up
Ole to blame Klopp for the penalty miss.
It was definitely Klopps fault tbh.
I was up a mountain this morning, came back to find we had lost 1-0 which was a shame, but then saw Man U had lost 1-0 which softened the blow somewhat.
Then I saw Bruno missed pen 90+3. Must be him wanting Ole sacked and get whoever the modern day Carlos Queiroz is until the end of the season.
I mean, he did get them into a Europa League final and were a kick away from winning it.
Exactly. 4 more years! 4 more years!
The team got themselves to a Europa League final in spite of him and his tactics. We also had a very favourable draw with Milan (which he tried to fuck up) being the only tricky match.
And we'd have won the final if he hadn't been playing for penalties as soon as Cavani got the equaliser.
We're wearing the yellow abomination tonight. Hopefully the players can get over this travesty and score all of the penalties we'll be getting.
There's some dross at our end of the table. He who draws wins.
Van Dijk looks a bit of a mess
This game is pretty wild.
The Jota conundrum continues. He’s the reverse of Firmino through the middle. Offers little in the build up but finishes well.
I said nothing.
Fab
100 goals in 151 PL apps is fantastic. What a man.
Poor guy, if he drank and raped girls, he'd actually be recognised for his true talent.
Further Fab scenes.
Some goofy goals for Brentford today.
Shove your tippy tappy boring football. This is better.
Walk-off home run.
And as I say that, midfielder off, forward on. /
Every week I read Liverpool fans complaining and then check LiveScore and they’ve won 5-0. Haven’t checked this one yet but I’d expect more of the same. What exactly do you want?