Or just your generation's Joe Kinnear.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Brighton: £50m?? Well in, lads.
Chelsea: Pending results of The Operation
Leeds: Danj-Ames! Danj-Ames! Danj-Ames!
Liverpool: Because FM contract renewals are the best bit!
Manchester United: Ronaldo 1-0 (plus some other nobodies.)
The Villa: Young. 
Tottenham: Levy will be delighted to keep Charlie Kane around.
West 'Am: Big Mark Noble's presence is like three new signings.
You didn't list [somebody else] Webly, you cunt.
If we don't talk about 'tiers' ever again it'll be too soon.
Or just your generation's Joe Kinnear.
Apologies I thought you said you had Aspergers or were autistic at one point and thought throwing that out was weird.
There is no way in a million years that you aren't Autistic.
I might have said that remembering faces literally forever is my autism super power, but I'm not actually autistic.
It could be argued anyone still posting on a forum about a football management simulation game decades after they first joined is somewhere on the spectrum.
I'm also a doctor and we're all a bit on the spectrum. But I'm definitely not actually autistic.
She doth protest too much etc.
Janitor.
I work in an office full of train 'enthusiasts', ordering the latest unit number annuals for their favourite train class like a Panini sticker album. The most normal guy I work with reads Merseybus timetables from the 1980s in his downtime. I'm an honorary autist by association if nothing else.
My fiancée thinks I'm autistic and got me to do a screen questionnaire, which I agreed to provided she did it too.
Needless to say she's more autistic than I am.
Atleast half of us are Autistic and RL is definitely one of them.
RL, Lewis, Magic and Taz aren't even debatable.
Loads (most) of us will have some autistic traits, but I doubt there's a single person on here who's actually autistic.
I'm just too cool, which people commonly mistake for autism.
Let's add a Most Autistic award this year.
*Gifted.
"Rather than risk any meltdowns, we've decided to award medals to all posters."
<cut to smug Lewis>
I've played a lot of FM and so on, looked at a lot of very nerdy football results including a full year of calendar goals counting, but the team Tottenham are playing tonight are news to me.
Slavia’s fans racially abused a Monaco player so got a stadium ban but with under 14s allowed in the stadium instead. Glen Kamara has had every touch of the ball booed by the stadium full of kids.
Mokbull front and centre apparently.
Must have been sent off for being black too as them yellow cards were fuck all
Roberto Martinez being the apparent front runner for the soon-to-be-vacant manager [head coach?] post at Barcelona threatens to take their descent into the abyss to new levels of lol.
Don't worry though, there are other names in the mix. Xavi 'mes que un binman' Hernandez and Andrea [wtf?] Pirlo have also been mentioned.
You've got to think they'll be looking for the cheapest option.
I'll do it for a hundred grand plus expenses.
I'll do it for the nicer weather. Why, aye. Wor club.
'I see you are still having no luck winning games.'
"We speak different languages but know, if I'm shouting, they're fucking up. I've raided the Wallsend Boys club for talent. They've got a couple of inches on the midgets we already have so that'll sort the defence out. Nobody watches this league so child services can't touch us."
That's how dynasties come about.
Perth Glory reckon they will sign Daniel Sturridge as early as today.
Edit:
Is he broken?
Last edited by Queenslander; 01-10-2021 at 04:52 AM.
Sturridge is always either currently broken or about to be broken, is he not?
Have you forgotten something? It's 1st Oct....
Damn. God knows how Perth can afford his wages.
Good point, brb.
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