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  • Excruciating transfer sagas

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  • Pretending most club football isn't pretty dull

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  • Giving up on fantasy football before September

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  • Sticking with fantasy football, like a bore

    1 11.11%
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Thread: August football: Club football is BACK!

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    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
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    Before I waste an hour of my life to find out, does that dog maul G Nev's to death at some point as a sweetener?

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    It's a really good interview tbh.

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    The stuff about asking him for a photograph made me lol out loud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    The stuff about asking him for a photograph made me lol out loud.
    Say what you want about him. He's genuinely funny.

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    Which one is the interviewer and which is the interviewee?

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    It's hard to take G Nev seriously after his stint at Valencia. All mouth and no trousers.

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    It's a class interview and by the end of it I've gone from thinking Roy Keane is a tit to thinking he might be the only sane man in football.

    If you go down the squad list for Villa in that year there's no shortage of candidates for worst professionals, N'Zogbia jumps off the page for one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    @Mellin



    Who do you think the 2 worst professionals Roy Keane ever met were? One of them's definitely Darren Bent because he talks about him being in the media now.
    That was a great yarn.

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    I am so with him on the autographs/photos thing. I have been with mates and famous people have rocked up in the vicinity and my mates have turned into gibbering messes with excitement and hassled them, while I stood there shaking my head 50 yards away. What does it matter? Let them go about their day ffs.

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    Someone's annoyed they couldn't get any broccoli again.

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    It depends. I see no issue with approaching them in the same way you might approach anyone. If they're doing something, leave it. If they're free, go for it.

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    I wouldn't want a load of cunts bothering me whether I'm eating a meal or sat doing fuck all on a park bench.

    To quote one of the great scholars. "I'm not here for your entertainment. You don't really wanna mess with me tonight".

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    Obviously eating counts as doing something. Besides, if you were rich due to a large group of people adoring you and throwing money your way then you'd probably have a different view. And I doubt you get anywhere near the heights of being recognised on the street without being a people person.

    At the moment, your main risk is some other pikey coming up to you and shouting "oi, ain't you that dickhead that put my mum out on the street?"

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    Aside from the Max Clifford in a curry house one I have probably told before, I remember once being at a golf tournament and as we were leaving, one of my mates spotted Andrew Strauss (England cricket captain at the time) with his quite young son, also leaving. Both of my companions lost their shit, ran over to him shouting 'Straussy!' and asking for a picture, and I was just left standing there fifty yards away thinking leave him the fuck alone you losers.

    Definitely on Team Roy on this one. Famous people don't owe us anything whatsoever.
    Last edited by Jimmy Floyd; 31-08-2021 at 01:09 PM.

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    Jimmy is always stood 50 yards from his mates. What the hell.

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    Nasty Nick once shook my mates hand in a bar after mistaking him for a friend. I hope I've added to this conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Jimmy is always stood 50 yards from his mates. What the hell.
    It's so they can't hear me slagging them off.

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    I like your style.

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    Of course famous people don't owe us anything, and they have every right to tell anyone to fuck off. Running over to somebody like that whilst they're with their kid is a dickhead move, but being polite and striking up conversation with anybody is absolutely fine, famous or otherwise.

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    Mahow's a cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Mahow's a cunt.


    I'd get D.O.T.S back together if Taz wasn't a mong these days.

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    Do we have any other members with a name beginning with T?

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    7om ruined his chances by trying to be cute.

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    Lets just say its Timmy Mallett or something.

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    Met Marc Albrighton whilst pissed Ibiza and spent about ten minutes telling him Paul lambert was a cock for not playing him and he deserved better so should leave. Obviously took my advice and flourished.

    Also saw cristoph Berra roaming the strip monged off his face so we sang at him too.


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    Most Cork people are tossers, Keane is no exception.

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    Is Cork/Munster the retarded bit of Ireland?

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