Things You Could Do But Realistically Won't

[Yevrah]

In your entire life that is, so time barred only by death and realism stopping it happening. I'll kick us off.

Go to Socotra

Why would I want to go?

I mean, fucking look at it.

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Why won't I?

I mean, fucking look at it.

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Chances of it happening? Armed escorts are possible, but I'm guessing they can also be bribed. So 3/10




Write and Perform Stand Up

Why would I want to?

I think it would be an amazing buzz and I (perhaps wrongly) believe I have enough material to do it.

Why won't I?

I struggle to start stuff and would struggle even more as soon as it hit 'job' territory as I already have one of those (hey Bam) and it would be difficult to do the two. It would be also be utterly terrifying performing it. I might be crap at that and I might also be bad at writing it.

Chances of it happening? On any scale? Probably 3/10. Actually making a success of it, in a pin money at least way? 2/10




Write the sitcom and get it commissioned

Why would I want to?

I've got a corking and semi-original idea. In the mould of an After-Life style show rather than an out and out sitcom. Do they even exist these days beyond Mrs Browns Boys?

Why won't I?

I could write it, but it'd be seriously hard work, so the problem above homes into view. Then if I have, commissioning it would be very hard without some sort of 'way-in'. As much as Gervais came from nowhere he had a failed band so obviously knew media types. Hence, I'd probably need to do the above first.

Chances of it happening? 1/10

Over to you....Let's do the British thing and crush each other's dreams.