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    Enough Is Enough

    I've just found out Jermaine Jenas is a host on The One Show. Seriously now, what the fuck is going on?

    Jermaine Jenas, Peter Crouch, Richard Osman etc. etc. We need to fight back before this plague spreads further because I honestly dread turning on the TV these days.

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    Jermaine Jenas is bad in his own way, but I don't know if he should be lumped in with those two. I can't imagine he thinks he's funny.

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    Jermaine Jenas the TV personality seems to be a lot like Jermaine Jenas the footballer, an empty load of nothing.

    I don't understand how no one can spot talent anymore.

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    I can never understand why they end up having to do these jobs. He should be a millionaire many times over, with about 20 rental properties propping him up.

    How do you have a full career playing Premier League Football and still find yourself skint enough to end up presenting The fucking One Show? Because it must be an act of desperation. Nobody could enjoy hosting that dull shite.

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    Yeah, and even if you just want something 'productive' to do, like them mongs who win the lottery and still work, there must be a million other things you could be into.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Jermaine Jenas is bad in his own way, but I don't know if he should be lumped in with those two. I can't imagine he thinks he's funny.
    For me, it's not just about thinking you're funny. It's more about being a charlatan.

    But yeah, I honestly think you could pick a few people off here that would be far more entertaining and interesting.

    Did people feel this way about the likes of John Fashanu?

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    Like, I'm sure he can do the job. It's only the One Show but .... what set of circumstances transpire to give him that?

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    Being available.

    It's the TV equivalent of the geezer that collects the trolleys that Baz leaves all over Supermarket carparks.

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    He’d be out of a job otherwise.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Like, I'm sure he can do the job. It's only the One Show but .... what set of circumstances transpire to give him that?
    The same ones as the guy from Blue Peter and Frank Lampards wife?

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    Ian Wright led the way a million years ago



    Dion Dublin however is a national treasure on Homes Under The Hammer

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    I assume he's just killing time on that until The Dube becomes a worldwide sensation.

    He's also doing Celebrity Masterchef this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    Ian Wright led the way a million years ago



    Dion Dublin however is a national treasure on Homes Under The Hammer
    They're likeable, though, so do their jobs well.

    I'm fairly certain we need to interview Baz to get the information we need, but I think he's still trying to find those examples of Peter Crouch being funny that I requested.

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    I don’t listen to it regularly enough to take notes, soz.

    Also your opinion of me is very far from the mark. I don’t really watch TV, or subscribe to lad culture at all.
    I'm a twit

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    Crouch isn't exactly a stand-up comedian but he seems amiable enough as a tv presenter. What's people's beef with him?

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    Add Rob Beckett to the list.

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    Yeah, anybody from The Last Leg needs recycling.

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