Too many groups
All those shit teams
England
VAR
Taz's predictions
Nothing. International tournaments are the best.
Sweden's year.
Thank christ we didn't come second in the group.
Coming third arguably would have given the easiest route.
That was actually impossible though (read, reliant on non-shit jock performance).
Wales to bundle out the Dutch?
Ukraine - Germany - Netherlands - Italy is as good a route as we'll ever get.
The easiest route for England would have been to finish 4th tbf.
"Easy route"
You've got Germany and the Netherlands to beat if you're to make it to the final. And you're not getting past Germany.
You appear to be living in 1974.
Well, he is from Northern Ireland. Isn't it pretty much permanently the washed out dystopia of the seventies there?
I'm going to spend the next week or so living in 1943 and it's going to be great.
Belfast in the 70's, known for its human experience and tranquillity.
An Iraian, a Polack and a Nordie walk into a bar...
...and have a good laugh at the delusion of the England fans.
Until the explosion, yes.
Christ, the disappointment of the celtic fringe on Wednesday morning is going to be delightful.
It would not surprise me if Wales have another semi in them this year. Bale is such a difference maker in such a variety of ways they just need to stay solid and he’ll come up with something.
Can see the Dutch coming unstuck soon.
They'e gone from 'we're hopelessly shit' to tapping their toes to Baddiel and Skinner on the sly just because they saw an impressive Hungary side again :*********)
The communal jizz pint is currently being contributed to by Mahow, Boydy and I for you all to take a gulp from on Tuesday. We invite further contributions.
Skinny Djalili crawling out of the woodwork. In your own words, WE ARE MASSIVE.
Someone called. I couldn't care less about any of this tournament but may as well up the stakes to try and change that.
If it was Portugal or France I'd be downbeat, but with Germany we are due a win and the naive bastards will come onto us like a horny nudist in the Englischer Garten. It's coming home.
Was happy with anyone bar Hungary or Portugal. The former would have been a turgid bore-fest while we've played the latter enough in tournaments now. Germany's cool as it's a proper spectacle, even if we shit the place up.
We've got to kill off this myth. I'm a 5ft8 which means I'm a giant, both physically and metaphorically.