Paut Orres. Good penalty last night.
Paut Orres. Good penalty last night.
I think he'll stay at Villarreal. He seems to absolutely love the club and might want to give it a go playing for them in the Champions League now they've qualified.Originally Posted by Kikó
He sounds like exactly the sort of mental weakling they want to be avoiding.
Pot 1 of the champions league is going to be a laugh next season. Villarreal, Lille, 'Atleti', potentially Chelsea, probably the Portuguese and/or Russian champions, it's going to be mostly shite.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57242659
Liverpool have agreed to sign centre-back Ibrahima Konate from RB Leipzig for £35m on a long-term deal.
The French defender, 22, has passed his medical and agreed personal terms, with his move subject to international clearance and a UK work permit.
He'll get one. Christ knows how the likes of Brentford are going to be able to continue their clever-clever recruitment though.
Hopefully his injuries are behind him and he can get involved romantically with van Dijk, so they can have a Cole & Yorke understanding, only in defence.
I'm a twit
They changed the rules, any transfer for over 10 million gets an auto work permit.
See: Hannibal Mejbri bombing the Tebbit Test. If the club hasn't got Hannibal of Carthage clobber for sale by August then they aren't a serious organisation.
Condemning himself to a lifetime of seeing out 1-0 wins against Uganda, that will wipe about two-thirds off his value when they sell to Marseille in a couple of years.
I'm not sure the club has ever had a properly embarrassing diving cunt, so roll on Bruno Fernandes racking up forty penalties a year off his disgraceful play-acting.
He was only like that early on. His North African equivalent would still be rolling around today, and all the worse for it.
Them fucking teeth. No wonder he's so chippy.
I never thought I'd say this but I miss the 2004-era Ronaldo that spent most of his time doing pointless stepovers.
Nani?
Mejbri has been getting absolutely kicked to bits in the u23s this year, the lack of protection from referees in that league is a disgrace.
I'm telling you, he's the one to watch. He's going to be world class.
File him under Michael Chopra, Fabien Brandy, Justin Georcelin, et al. It'll be easier to deal with the disappointment that way.
How often do you watch U23 games? Do they even broadcast them, or do you go to the stadium?
He streams them on his phone to drown out all the patients dying of thirst and MRSA.
"Nah, you want to get Mejbri on the back of your shirt. Do that and I might consider starting you on that drip."
You can't succeed for manchstyunited with that hair. It's a Portuguese league or Aston Villa type affair.
I don't watch the full games because they're on MUTV. The extended highlights usually get posted and I watch those.
Pretend you're a top red and don't even have MUTV
I'm sure I'm far from whatever a "top red" is.
On the ropes.
'Hannibal' looks the sort that has far too high an opinion of himself to end up being any good in all likelihood.
From the 'extended highlights' of the U23 games against Liverpool, he was pretty shit in the first game where United took a bit of a shoeing, but was quite good in the second when they were the ones doing the shoeing (although I think that may have been down to 'Amad').
Mourinho going early on Roma is looking more and more ridiculous by the day.
Heaton to United, Here We Go!
Best job in the world, third-choice goalkeeper.
United are back!
The old "Barcelona have no money so Coutinho back to Liverpool in a cut price deal" is rearing its head again.
Ramos to City could be interesting. I've never rated him as a defender, but he might be the leader they need.
Giroud to Milan is lovely business. He'll bank 20 goals with ease.
Say what you want about John Stones (he's shit), but he is at least mobile and disciplined enough to make what passes for their defensive system work against most teams. What is Sergio Ramos going to do getting turned around forty yards up the pitch?
He'll pull somebody back and get sent off. That's usually the other thing he's known for.
After the relentless rumours and fierce competition, it looks like we may have taken the lead in the race to sign the hottest striking talent in European club football...
Who's the kid sat down?
Haaland won't move this summer. They'll sell Sancho this summer and Haaland next.
Whoever gets him, have fun getting into bed with Raiola. He'll be trying to move him every 2 years.
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I believe he's talking about Zambian superstar Patson Daka. After whatsisname let Tanzania down at Villa, I am here for it.
Yep, I'm not familiar with the lad but he's got strong Samatta vibes. You can tell he's got the soft ebony genetics from his physique. Give me Sadio Mane pure muscle and skin not young Dave Benson Phillips.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bantu_expansion
The further you get from source, the less chance of a top class footballer being produced. This is the sort of core knowledge that is only held by a select few.
'Does African football have a pygmy problem?'
Buying a keeper cause he's failed a drugs test and agreeing a fee based on whether or not he passes it
You'd have been better off just propping Wenger up in his chair forever, Weekend at Bernie's style, like Forest did with Clough.
Conte to Spurs would be v decent appointment. Man Utd should have been all over that
As Lewis said in the review thread, by extending Solskjaer's deal another two years when they could at least have seen how they get on next year when things are a bit more normal next season so the Glazers are clearly happy with OGB just keeping things ticking over.
If Harry Kane stays and they spend to appease him/Conte (notorious whinger that he is he won't be joining without assurances there) they could easily nudge United into fifth, and then lol.
Someof the better Spanish papers reckon Varane wants to leave and is available for 30m euros.
Per year.
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