Ronaldo in a City shirt = absolute must have in fantasy football
Ronaldo in a United shirt = ehhhhh
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This signing could help Ole get his promotion from binman.
Bruno Fernandes will go from being in 55% of everyone’s teams to about 2%Originally Posted by Baz
Ronaldo in a City shirt = absolute must have in fantasy football
Ronaldo in a United shirt = ehhhhh
The transfer nerds private jet-shaming on SSN, saying how much better Lukaku’s was compared to Ronaldos. Is this what it’s come to?
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Ole will always be a binman. Ronaldo drawing up the tactics board for him won't change anything.
Juve must have really needed him off the books.
Will Cavani give up the 7 shirt? (Or Martial 9?)
Pellistri (lol) has 28, which he apparently wore at Sporting.
Lowest numbers available are 12, 15 & 24. 77?
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6+1
Considering his brand is CR7 I imagine he'd be pretty firm on the no. 7 shirt, surely?
It's done.
Lol
From Juve's end it feels like when you start a new game on CM/FM and find your club saddled with some old cunt on a billion quid a week and are happy to flog him anywhere, in that case to raise money to buy some wonderkids, but in Juve's case probably to raise money to pay off their Illy coffee bill and/or pay off the local magistrate.
400k likes in 10 minutes. Ronaldo >
Messi to PSG. Ronaldo to Man Utd. Sissoko to Watford. What a window.
CR77?
I mean I imagine Cavani just gives up the shirt but it'll be lol if he doesn't.
We MUST be planning on selling a forward after this. Currently have Ronaldo, Cavani, Greenwood, Martial, Rashford, Sancho, James and prolly Lingard for 3 positions.
I made a comparison to Ole managing this like a FM team and this just adds to it.
Do players actually have any choice on whether they give up a shirt or not? I know the media like to pretend they do but I doubt it tbh.
Depends if they care enough to include their shirt number in their contract. You just know Ronaldo would.
Genuinely no idea. I would imagine Cavani is wise enough to know the score though.
Lingard back to West Ham I presume? 6 for the front 3 is a decent amount of cover.
Maybe Martial to Italy as well since Pogba is better off the left
It's actually 4 if you include Martial. He's so disinterested I'm counting him as -2 players.
I don't see the issue there. 7 for three positions is healthy as Lingard would mostly be in the midfield three anyway, right? Greenwood and James are young, Martial is going to moan regardless, then Ronaldo, Cavani and Sancho are all good enough to play plenty. Rashford is the only one you might worry about, but he's shit so him throwing his toys out of the pram would be a blessing in disguise.
You shouldn't worry about Rashford.
The feeding kids campaign may lose momentum when it’s figurehead plays for Everton.
Ronaldo will bollock him during Super Sunday and we'll get a thousand words starting 'So, about earlier...' just before the news deadlines.
Has Ole won anything with Man Red so far?
The Man Utd fans 180'ing from this time yesterday is all sorts of lol.
No.
And for fuck's sake United, just let City have their catastrophe. Aren't they already paying Cavani a small fortune? Their pensioner department is going to put the goalkeeper department to shame. From an outsider's perspective, whatever they are chucking at this deal would be much more useful in footballing terms being aimed at their midfield.
Yeah impressive how they've nuked the "we've changed!!!" narrative in the space of an afternoon. Fun though.
Wish I’ve waited now. Had to order three new full kits and a tracksuit.
Penandes 🥲
Also, mustn't forget to mention the big brains at Juve. Ł100m and god know what in wages and they've basically gone backwards at a million miles an hour. Money well spent.
Cristianor Onaldo.
Christianoro Naldo.
Christian O'Ronaldo.
Such versatility. Hopefully it doesn't shit the bed like Ogba's return.
His first games against Newcastle innit?
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I love the Boavista shirt draped over the chair / grandfathered in so as not to make his home fans seethe.
He's reportedly on half what he was at Juve.
Chucking a small transfer fee and 300 odd grand a week at Ronaldo for two years is really not the same as the Sanchez signing
I'm still not sure though, and we definitely should have brought a midfielder in before looking at doing this.
Well, consider me excited.
In other news, we've sent Matty Longstaff to Aberdeen for a year. Poor lad.
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What in the cringe is this.
Mad to think Wullie all this time was Penandes.
Midfielders. 😂
But seriously, why worry about tactical details and transfer what ifs, when they’ve just signed perhaps the greatest player of all time.
United to win the league.
Chelsea will win the league.
It's Ronaldo mate forget midfield losers.
He'll bang a 'trademark' freekick in within his first three home games, and then spend the rest of the season trademarking them into the crowd/wall.
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