Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
Southend were all but relegated from the Football League last night. I can't see how the club survives it to be honest.

A heart felt memorial in next months thread please @Ian
You may remember from my expert analysis of Southend United from last February (for fuck's sake) that the main conclusions to be drawn were:
- Charity is for mugs
- Football is shit
- Ron Martin is hirsute.

And things have only gotten worse. Indeed, if you google "Southend United" the top 'People also asked' option is "Why are Southend United so bad?" as Southend find themselves on the cusp of non-league football for the first time.

Per Spikey's request, this isn't the greatest analysis of Southend United in the world (I've already done that, after all) this is just a tribute.



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