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    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
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    Do you write with your right or left hand?

    No further questions really, just anodyne data collection and seeing who the sound geezers are.

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    How ironic that you'd be a lefty.

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    "If you're not paying for the product, you are the left-handed weirdo."

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    All I remember is that the left-handers at school were all oddballs. Strangely I am right handed.

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    I am right handed, and I hold the fork in my right hand because fork use requires more dexterity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I am right handed, and I hold the fork in my right hand because fork use requires more dexterity.
    No it doesn't.

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    Maybe not if your limp wrists struggle with simple cutting motions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I am right handed, and I hold the fork in my right hand because fork use requires more dexterity.
    Same, so FACT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    How ironic that you'd be a lefty.
    Alas there isn't a hand marked 'personal responsibility and fiscal controls'.

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    'You've never eaten with somebody like me before...'

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    You’re either right-handed or wrong-handed.
    I'm a twit

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    Jimmy could almost work for the BBC at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Maybe not if your limp wrists struggle with simple cutting motions.
    The fork just holds the food still while you cut with the knife. The knife requires more motion.

    Suppose that doesn't matter when your mummy still cuts your food up into bitesize pieces for you though.

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    This is fork and knife-level this.

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    You use the dominant hand for the fork because that's what you do more stuff with.

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    The toxicity levels are simmering nicely here and by my reckoning, will have peaked tomorrow before the clocks shift and the saunas open. Until then...finish him!

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    Mahow is suspiciously quiet on this topic.

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    I'm a righty obviously.

    I also use my dominant hand to control my knife because I'm not a weirdo (in this at least).

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    The momentum behind this. lol at Boyd holding his cutlery in his fists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    I'm a righty obviously.

    I also use my dominant hand to control my knife because I'm not a weirdo (in this at least).
    Yes, but your dominant hand is more dominant than most.

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    Can you flirt with him via PM please.

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    He eats from a trough and uses his 'dominant hand' to scrape it.

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    I'm left handed/footed but do stuff like use scissors/throw and play guitar right-handed

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    Right-hand forker here. We kinda need a new thread for this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Right-hand forker here. We kinda need a new thread for this.
    Not needed. Me, you and Lewis vs Team Depression tells us everything we need to know.

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    Throwing Mahow off the top of the cage.

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    I'm an ambidextrous fork user but the correct usage is left hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    I'm left handed/footed but do stuff like use scissors/throw and play guitar right-handed
    Same, but both footed. As much as a centre half can be anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Throwing Mahow off the top of the cage.
    As if I'd even get up there in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Not needed. Me, you and Lewis vs Team Depression tells us everything we need to know.
    Sign me up, boys.
    I'm a twit

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    Right handed dominant hand forker here.

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    what a donning this is.

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    Left handed, left footed, left eyed, left eared, left scissored. Only thing my right hand does is use the computer mouse and twiddle my ballsack when I piss

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    Right handed, fork in left hand.

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    Fork in left hand because I wasn’t raised in a barn.

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    Also, the knife obviously requires more dexterity than the fork. The fork is just stabbed into whatever it is you’re cutting and just stays there while the knife does the hard work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Not needed. Me, you and Lewis vs Team Depression tells us everything we need to know.
    I'm right-handed and a right hand forker. Sorry for throwing a spanner in the works.

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    It's probably not a hard transition to swap, to be fair.

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    When I was a kid I could only use left handed scissors but with my right hand.

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    Team Freak v Team Depression then.

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    I can live with right hand forkers (i.e. wrong forkers), but if I find out anyone holds them like a pen unfortunately I will have to arrange for you to be euthanised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Right-hand forker here. We kinda need a new thread for this.
    Der der der der right-hand forker

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    I bet right handed people using forks with their right hand correlates strongly with autism.

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    Right handed forkers probably "don't like vegetables" either. People who were coddled too much as children essentially.

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    Left handed mong writing and fork user. Right handed for sport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Right handed forkers probably "don't like vegetables" either. People who were coddled too much as children essentially.
    The only vegetable I don't like is you.

    And Aubergine.

    Cunt.

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    Right handed, but sometimes masturbate with my left.

    Ambidextrous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    The only vegetable I don't like is you.

    And Aubergine.

    Cunt.
    It’s called eggplant, you simpleton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    It’s called eggplant, you simpleton.
    Nonce.

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    My man has just knocked aubergines too, Jesus.

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